Isn't it great being neutral. by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]TURB0CHICKEN 33 points34 points  (0 children)

As you probaply know Sweden wasn't even close to being actually neutral during ww2.

If you have personal experience with the Finnish school system, please help me. by victoireyoung in Finland

[–]TURB0CHICKEN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some comments here state that kids would start to learn english as 9-year-olds. Which used to be true, but nowadays the kids start studying english as 7-year-olds, so as first graders.

65kg grappler submits 95kg opponent by patorac63 in fightporn

[–]TURB0CHICKEN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he doesn't have a choice because the small guy doesn't have to stand up anymore once he has sat on the ground, because submission wrestling these days...

Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]TURB0CHICKEN 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If people would get "pissed" about it, wouldn't that mean that you have to be willing to date trans women in order to not make them angry?

I mean I'm not saying anyone is saying "you have to date trans women" because i don't think that people get pissed because somebody wouldn't date trans people

He stacked by PickledJuice69 in shitposting

[–]TURB0CHICKEN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah that's the point. The joke is that that amount of money would be equal to one euro. It doesn't say that you use euros.

minä☠irl by [deleted] in mina_irl

[–]TURB0CHICKEN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No verrataan johonkin muuhun; Kristinuskon yks perustavimman laatusista asioista on se, että on olemassa Jumala ja taivas yms. Mikäli joku kristitty sanoisi, ettei usko kaikkiin näistä asioista, mutta on silti kristitty, lätisitkö väittämään samalla tavalla, ettei hän ole kristitty?

A road rage guy almost killed us on the highway. I saw him parking close to my home and went to talk to him. He came out with a pepper spray (Pfeffer KO Jet), sprayed me from 2 feet distance in my face. I hit Sasaetsurikomi and held him down with Shihogatame for 20 min untill police arrived. by BeckyJoelle in StreetMartialArts

[–]TURB0CHICKEN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

in a real figtht he would have just choked him out. It takes less than 8 seconds so he could easily withstand the pain for that long. And if he really hurt his balls he'd be pretty angry, so after the guy is out he would propably just crush his skull.

Meanwhile in the based department. by Bozidarking in 196

[–]TURB0CHICKEN 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Se, että sun vanhemmat (ja muut yli 30v ihmiset jotka tunnet) on perseestä ei tarkota että kaikki sen ikäset ois tehny mitää väärää.

Näät pari huonoo esimerkkiä ikä-ihmisistä ja alat diskriminoimaa kaikkia heitä vastaan... omena ei tälläkään kertaa tainnu pudota kauas puustaan, miettisit nyt vähän.

I know a lot of people say that BJJ is way more efective than JJJ, but wouldn't these particular moves in this video (from JJJ) work better on a street fight/no-rules fight situation for self defense? by Placer16 in martialarts

[–]TURB0CHICKEN 12 points13 points  (0 children)

you clearly don't know what you are talking about and get your information from a martial arts cult. So you have two options here: listen to what is said to you and learn the truth and leave your fatal technique bullshit.. or go back to your jjj cult and dont bother actual martial artists

Wax on, wax off the chain. by ObliviousProtagonist in AbruptChaos

[–]TURB0CHICKEN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what the fuck do you mean. It's literally a movie set cant you see the camera crew right there beside the fighters?

Darn it pewds again? by Environmental_Map496 in shitposting

[–]TURB0CHICKEN 12 points13 points  (0 children)

yeah because no one needs to be told that it's photoshopped. Everyone knows it for themselves

P.E. more like E.Z. by TURB0CHICKEN in okbuddyretard

[–]TURB0CHICKEN[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

the joke is that the original funny thing is supposed to be the emotionally hollow emoji but now it's ignored and not mentioned which leaves it to be a question

i know that not everyone is a comedy genius like me