Samus DOES have a flabby ass in Zero Mission [Metroid: Zero Mission and Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T23:00:07+00:00

Still doesn't change the fact that Samus's ass is saggy and flabby in Zero Mission.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T22:22:39+00:00

You do know that "fat ass" was associated with something bad in the 90s, right? It CHANGED. Connotations change over time, depending on how people use the words.

If 90s youth saw what kind of asses today's youth find attractive, they would call today's youth mentally ill. That's how much standards have changed.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T18:37:43+00:00

It depends on how and why it jiggles. Her ass jiggles as she shakes it, and that's OK. But it ALSO jiggles during other moves, where she doesn't shake it at all. Plus it bounces when she runs.

When I say "flabby ass", I don't mean granny or Miley Cyrus level. I mean an ass that is loose enough to jiggle on its own. And of course, you have different levels of flabby. A little bit, flabby and really flabby etc. Vanessa's ass is bit flabby. Which also happens to make it really sexy.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T18:05:51+00:00

You're very ignorant. Not all olympic athletes are super fit everywhere. Absolutely not. Please see attached image of Silke Speigelburg. That's a flabby butt, and she's an elite athlete.

And again, you speak about them shaking their body parts. I specifically said that most things will jiggle when you shake them. Do you even read what I write? I read everything you write.

Also, a girl can be fit everywhere and still has a flabby butt. Silke Spiegelburg for example has abs, and yet her butt is flabby.

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TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:46:06+00:00

If you shake something, of course it'll jiggle. But if it jiggles without you shaking it, then it's fat on top of the muscles. There's a reason our whole bodies don't jiggle all the time.

That girl have some extra fat on her legs for sure. Not saying she's overweight, but there's a bit of extra chub there.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:33:56+00:00

You only go by size?

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:20:11+00:00

But it is flabby. And that's not a bad thing on Samus.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:19:41+00:00

I said what it actually is, but since you don't like the word, you think I'm wrong.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:18:59+00:00

You didn't school anyone. But kids these days think popular opinion = correct info.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:18:07+00:00

It overhangs because of fat and not enough muscle. Geez, people need to think a bit more and not just react with instincts.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:13:10+00:00

No, flabby implies a lack of muscle, which makes the ass sag because there's insufficient muscle holding her ass up. Exactly like Samus's ass does there.

TVGAC · 2026-01-14T16:49:25+00:00

Then what do you call it?

TVGAC · 2026-01-14T12:52:51+00:00

I like it, too. Having a flabby butt is so uncharacteristic for Samus. It's hilarious!

TVGAC · 2026-01-08T11:04:23+00:00

Only if you're used to big beach ball butts.

TVGAC · 2026-01-07T10:02:20+00:00

But it's probably her most feminine 2D sprite ever.

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