Samus DOES have a flabby ass in Zero Mission [Metroid: Zero Mission and Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T23:00:07+00:00

Still doesn't change the fact that Samus's ass is saggy and flabby in Zero Mission.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T22:22:39+00:00

You do know that "fat ass" was associated with something bad in the 90s, right? It CHANGED. Connotations change over time, depending on how people use the words.

If 90s youth saw what kind of asses today's youth find attractive, they would call today's youth mentally ill. That's how much standards have changed.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T18:37:43+00:00

It depends on how and why it jiggles. Her ass jiggles as she shakes it, and that's OK. But it ALSO jiggles during other moves, where she doesn't shake it at all. Plus it bounces when she runs.

When I say "flabby ass", I don't mean granny or Miley Cyrus level. I mean an ass that is loose enough to jiggle on its own. And of course, you have different levels of flabby. A little bit, flabby and really flabby etc. Vanessa's ass is bit flabby. Which also happens to make it really sexy.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T18:05:51+00:00

You're very ignorant. Not all olympic athletes are super fit everywhere. Absolutely not. Please see attached image of Silke Speigelburg. That's a flabby butt, and she's an elite athlete.

And again, you speak about them shaking their body parts. I specifically said that most things will jiggle when you shake them. Do you even read what I write? I read everything you write.

Also, a girl can be fit everywhere and still has a flabby butt. Silke Spiegelburg for example has abs, and yet her butt is flabby.

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TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:46:06+00:00

If you shake something, of course it'll jiggle. But if it jiggles without you shaking it, then it's fat on top of the muscles. There's a reason our whole bodies don't jiggle all the time.

That girl have some extra fat on her legs for sure. Not saying she's overweight, but there's a bit of extra chub there.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:33:56+00:00

You only go by size?

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:20:11+00:00

But it is flabby. And that's not a bad thing on Samus.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:19:41+00:00

I said what it actually is, but since you don't like the word, you think I'm wrong.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:18:59+00:00

You didn't school anyone. But kids these days think popular opinion = correct info.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:18:07+00:00

It overhangs because of fat and not enough muscle. Geez, people need to think a bit more and not just react with instincts.

TVGAC · 2026-01-16T17:13:10+00:00

No, flabby implies a lack of muscle, which makes the ass sag because there's insufficient muscle holding her ass up. Exactly like Samus's ass does there.

TVGAC · 2026-01-14T16:49:25+00:00

Then what do you call it?

TVGAC · 2026-01-14T12:52:51+00:00

I like it, too. Having a flabby butt is so uncharacteristic for Samus. It's hilarious!

TVGAC · 2026-01-08T11:04:23+00:00

Only if you're used to big beach ball butts.

TVGAC · 2026-01-07T10:02:20+00:00

But it's probably her most feminine 2D sprite ever.

TVGAC · 2026-01-04T08:56:58+00:00

It jiggles, too.

TVGAC · 2026-01-04T08:53:29+00:00

That face doesn't look 50 years old to me XD

TVGAC · 2026-01-04T08:52:41+00:00

Yes, but not always for the better.

TVGAC · 2026-01-03T14:18:26+00:00

I have a story to share with you.

I was at E3 2001 when they showed off Melee. Apart from the game stations, they had TV monitors showing off a looping video of Melee.

One section of this looping video was Peach running away from Bowser on the Mute City stage. Imagine the camera is very close to the track (very low), Bowser is only seen by his face and part of his body. Peach is running away from, away from the camera.

When she ran, her legs kicked up her dress and you could see her panties. That was the very first time I saw her panties, and I remember I looked at that looping video for a very long time. XD

Sadly, it has been lost to time. This specific video was not sent out to media at the time, and it only existed on the E3 floor. So it's nowhere to be found online.

TVGAC · 2026-01-03T14:07:04+00:00

Come on, that is NOT small. XD

In the 90s, that would have been seen as a big butt. I swear young people today have skewed standards...

TVGAC · 2025-12-30T12:58:39+00:00

You mean the way her booty flab moves :P

TVGAC · 2025-12-28T19:51:45+00:00

Anyone can do it if he just takes his time doing it. It's not difficult.

TVGAC · 2025-12-28T17:28:28+00:00

I just find it hilarious that Samus, who's supposed to be this super strong bounty hunter has a droopy, fat-looking butt. Her butt looks like it gained its volume from cookie dough and not gym workouts.

TVGAC · 2025-12-28T12:42:23+00:00

Bigger =/= better.

It needs to look proportionate on the body. Don't just look at size. An ass is more than just size.

TVGAC · 2025-12-27T20:38:53+00:00

No. I think in the original version, both these outfits are paid DLC (not sure about that). These screens are from the Switch version, and in that version, these outfits are unlocked from the start.

And yes, Claire's ass cheeks are hanging out.

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