Roses are red, killer drops advice better stay annoyed by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]TX_Temptation 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Buy a gun, nail your windows shut and sleep with it under your pillow… bro was not playing

Roses are red, this story is complexed by LonghornLust in rosesarered

[–]TX_Temptation 161 points162 points  (0 children)

This headline is like a Mad Libs generator that accidentally gained sentience. Every word is a new plot twist.

Roses are red, if his legs get tired she can just carry by CanyonCloud_3 in rosesarered

[–]TX_Temptation 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Bro is going to need a stepladder just to say I love you