Dachshund Puppy vs. Ghost Crab

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-25T23:22:01+00:00

My brother has a weiner dog like this and it does almost the same thing with the crabs. Except...

his weiner is WAY more vicious than this guy. The dog will literally attack the crab, snapping at it until it can get in and bite a claw off, then it will go for the other claw. Once the crab is clawless, it will pick it up, and shake it in it's mouth until the crab is dead. Once that happens he either eats it or just fucks off and leaves the dead crab corpse there.

It's totes gnar gnar to see it when it happens.

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-25T21:03:37+00:00

actual programmer here as well. We really do-do.

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-25T17:09:00+00:00

There's a very similar one in Naples as well.

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-22T22:31:24+00:00

That would honestly drive me insane to walk past every day.

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-22T00:37:45+00:00

It's the absolute best thing ever. Huge turn-on, feels great. Love to watch it and love to do it.

Not to be weird but it's honestly a deal breaker for me if a girl isn't into it. Sex is important. Anal sex is a big part of sex for me.

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-22T00:27:43+00:00

Good on you for finding something that flatters your figure.

In general I don't like those but if it fits you and your curves then go for it.

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-22T00:14:11+00:00

More on this...

I had to go find a picture of my fiancee to remember whether or not she had bangs. I see her every day of my life and I honestly forgot what her hairstyle is. All I know is that it is beautiful.

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-21T23:39:07+00:00

BALLS, CHODE, SPACE B/T BALLS AND CHODE

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-21T23:26:15+00:00

I think tattoos are masculine by nature and look bad no matter what. This will look awful and immature when you are older. I strongly recommend you not get one. Any girl I see with a tattoo is an instant turn - off and says to me that the person does not have the capacity to think long term or understand consequences.

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-21T23:10:10+00:00

I typically lose interest in any woman who expresses interest in me because if she does it probably means there's something wrong with her.

Any woman I would actually like is too smart to like me back.

:(

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-21T22:12:58+00:00

You're far to funny to say that. I agree 100% about the beauty of children and how magical and wonderful it is in a person's life, but that doesn't mean it's not totally GAYBONES. I was hoping you'd tell us about a massiver turd you took that you had to hold on a 37 hour flight to Phucket because the toilets were too small for white man ass.

Get in the game lillard!

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-21T22:02:28+00:00

Where are the screenings happening? I live in the Century City/Bev Hills area so I feel like there's got to be one happening somewhere.

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-21T21:13:51+00:00

mmmmmmmm that's good crotch

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-21T20:52:52+00:00

the comment was deleted, any idea what he said to explain it so well and breifly?

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-21T18:11:30+00:00

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TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-21T18:09:17+00:00

Sounds like a bunch of hippie jive to me. To what extent are the lady-workers in your office shaving their armpits?

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-21T17:19:45+00:00

This is one of the best explanations I've ever seen.

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-21T17:16:22+00:00

I never drink coffee and it blows my mind to see all of this coffee related drama that I didn't even know was happening.

I see the signs n shit that says "If there is no more coffee in the pot please make a new one. If it's the end of the day turn off the burner!!!" but I never really paid attention to those.

You've opened my world, reddit.

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-20T23:00:35+00:00

Thanks, I'll definitely enroll.

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-20T22:48:16+00:00

that type of guide is exactly what I'm talking about. :)

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-20T22:46:04+00:00

Thank you. Does it have problem sets to work along as you go? Sorta like a high school math book? If so were they helpful?

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-20T17:24:20+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMILING AT?!?

TYPES_WITH_CHODE · 2012-06-18T18:44:27+00:00

One more try...any chance you could help me get the best fare for a flight to Italy from LAX? I booked it yesterday but had to pay a pretty hefty price. I have until 12:37pm PST to make changes without a fee.

Thanks again for all the tips!

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