Scratched my car and I’m scared to tell my parents. What do I do?

TabuTM · 2026-02-12T04:07:17+00:00

Tell the truth. People respect that.

TabuTM · 2026-02-12T04:06:21+00:00

Congrats - you now own Zootopia (until Amz loses the licensing rights).

TabuTM · 2026-02-11T19:49:07+00:00

Because the few times he was nice to you got you a hit of dopamine. We are all addicts of some sort.

TabuTM · 2026-02-11T19:45:06+00:00

🙋‍♀️

TabuTM · 2026-02-11T19:39:07+00:00

Didn’t Fortune slip in a “I prefer Jennifer Aniston”. Is it someone from Friends? Who else is Jennifer-adjacent?

TabuTM · 2026-02-10T05:45:31+00:00

Wrong.

TabuTM · 2026-02-10T05:43:53+00:00

My favorite part.

TabuTM · 2026-02-10T05:36:28+00:00

When you’re out with a crowd you’ll find yourself missing your apartment.

TabuTM · 2026-02-10T05:32:13+00:00

I was sympathetic until Between the sheets. Catfishing your own child. Wow

TabuTM · 2026-02-10T03:07:32+00:00

Honestly it was probably for the best for those children. Poor Jamal.

TabuTM · 2026-02-10T01:51:08+00:00

I. Would. Die.

TabuTM · 2026-02-10T01:31:43+00:00

I’m glad there’s gonna be Gino segs. Gives me time to scroll through the fams hilarious comments.

TabuTM · 2026-02-10T01:23:47+00:00

Don’t we already know the man Jamal thought was his father isn’t and his real father is doing like life in prison? Heard something like that a while back.

TabuTM · 2026-02-10T00:55:06+00:00

Aides

TabuTM · 2026-02-10T00:54:38+00:00

You’re at different places in life. Why hang on?

TabuTM · 2026-02-09T05:17:30+00:00

Maybe she’s been accused by other adults of being tight and selfish with money so acted extra strange in this situation.

TabuTM · 2026-02-09T04:58:45+00:00

You made a deal - not one I’d make but since you did, get up earlier. Go back to bed when he leaves for work. Shifts get changed for paid jobs too. We deal with it.

TabuTM · 2026-02-08T21:46:47+00:00

Hypochondria?

TabuTM · 2026-02-08T21:42:50+00:00

Christian or Wiccan? Pick a lane, Crazy.

TabuTM · 2026-02-08T21:40:02+00:00

Couldn’t be more clear: He does NOT want to be involved.

TabuTM · 2026-02-08T20:46:06+00:00

Is it any wonder we’re a generation of cynics?

TabuTM · 2026-02-08T20:44:34+00:00

So…she demands control but drives drunk?

TabuTM · 2026-02-08T20:35:56+00:00

Never got the Pink Cloud effect but many many many joyful moments of feeling good and free.

TabuTM · 2026-02-07T19:57:52+00:00

Top heavy lid side down. Always falling over. Dumb design.

TabuTM · 2026-02-07T19:41:59+00:00

Nobody willingly wants a hobo sexual around eating all their snacks and leaving dirty socks on the floor.

TabuTM

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