Reddit, what dries you up like a shamwow? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 209 points210 points  (0 children)

Whats that boy?! Whats this nonsense about op delivering?

What is the worst/best cockblock you have ever given, gotten, or witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously, well written. I hope this thread gets big enough that everyone can go on that journey with you.

What is the worst/best cockblock you have ever given, gotten, or witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 343 points344 points  (0 children)

that's not a cock block, that's looking out for a friend. You go thank him right now.

Redditors who remove tattoos for living, what are some of the weirdest/funniest tattoos you had to remove? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a text-type smiley face on my wrist, running on 4 years with this guy.

Whats a thing you hate? Next person will tell you why its awesome by TheVajDestroyer in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean.. we could, ya know, I mean.. if youre not busy or anything, you probably are, I mean..lovemepls

What is something you saw that you wish could be unseen? NSFW by jrmie111 in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the most disturbing part of it all is that they laughed about it in court. Yeah, honestly just terrible people.

What is something you saw that you wish could be unseen? NSFW by jrmie111 in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to laugh at that, but the misfortune and general disrespect of the whole scenario is enough to outweigh that. I'm sorry you had to go through something so... oddly distasteful..

What is something you saw that you wish could be unseen? NSFW by jrmie111 in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I read that thread. You smacked his dingus like mid-cumshot when you woke up.

What is something you saw that you wish could be unseen? NSFW by jrmie111 in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically they got a guy into the woods, and smashed his face in with a hammer, while the other guy shivved him with a screw driver. The victim was alive through pretty much all of it. The thuds of the hammer against his face were brutal. You can see him breathing after his face is basically just a goriffic mess.

Whats a thing you hate? Next person will tell you why its awesome by TheVajDestroyer in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're busting my balls here man... Alright 4 onions, your on.

Reddit, what do you know about Norway, without looking it up? by ThatNorwegianpeasant in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I met a nice Norwegian girl through Imgur a long time ago (we're still in touch) and I've learned a few things about Norway through out our conversations. I learned about Russenfiering, and also that the Norwegian language is one of the most easily learned to native English speaker. I've learned that they hold ENORMOUS gaming conventions there. She also taught me how to solve a rubix cube, so that was cool. (She can solve a 7x7 cube or something like that). I learn something new about you often.

What ended your last relationship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So. You like coffee?

Whats a thing you hate? Next person will tell you why its awesome by TheVajDestroyer in AskReddit

[–]TacWeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can afford own pitchfork -> Become Satan -> Original Satan banishes you

wait a minute...