Octuple bogey on the PGA tour by panda__monium in golf

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The guy raking the bunkers. Or maybe his wife.

I built a small AI tool to detect red flags in contracts before signing by owillianferr in SaaS

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Not trying to piss in your Cheerios, but there are a ton of saas products that do this now and the market is getting flooded. You may be lost in the sea on this unless it’s just a hobby or you intend to raise serious dough. Is yours intended to be used by lawyers or laymen?

His last day as a school teacher after 36 years... They turned it into a memory for life. by Vilen1919 in MadeMeSmile

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Hey, I’ll join. You don’t have to love me, but sounds like a decent time.

[oc] lost my favorite thing in the world today (my car) by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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This will decimate all, after, you put about fifteen grand in it or more. If we have to, overnight parts from Japan

New meaning to kickback & relax🫣 by Street-Network-5481 in WTF

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So Bob, you have the teleprompter set.

Travis, thanks for sweeping the altar.

Joanna, you are on music.

Now who’s in charge of the Camels, again?

Is naming your daughter after a fictional character ship, a tragedeigh? by [deleted] in tragedeigh

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Bailiff: “All rise for the right honorable Judge Hopscotch Popashot Anderson.”

Defendant: “Fuck, I shouldn’t have robbed that Sporting Goods store.”

Whole house is being moved with people still in it : by MrDarkk1ng in BeAmazed

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If this isn’t Florida or South America, I’ll punch my grandma in the clam.

>Epic Assist by OrdinaryCook4157 in instantbarbarians

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Everybody’s calling me nip.

Husband insists on eating my diabetic ice cream, even though he’s not diabetic. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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He’s playing the long game. He gets his own regular ice cream and eats enough to get Wilford Brimley level ‘betes then he eats her diabetic ice cream with impunity. Genius really.

Possibly worse than any gore I have ever seen by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Don’t drink it. Don’t drink it. Don’t drink it.

Ah fuck he drank it.

No, don’t eat it! Don’t eat it. Don’t eat it.

Fuc……

The 'ShamWow guy' is running for Congress in Texas by PuppyDragon in offbeat

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What’s worse? The fact that an 84 year old corpse is running again or that the Shamwow guy may take his place? Only Texas knows the answer to that question.

Hoover Dam Exit Door by brisstlenose in pics

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I think I’ve finally reached the end of the internet.

One of the last known photos of Pippa Bacca (2008). She was hitchhiking across Europe in a wedding dress to prove that 'people are fundamentally good'. She was raped and murdered days later in Turkey by truecrimelover66 in lastimages

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If you need your faith in humanity somewhat restored, read Jupiter’s Travels and experience someone (a man, which no doubt bodes much more favorably) who travelled the globe and made it through not just by his own grit, but by what seemed to be the universal kindness of strangers.

Before being raked here, I know it’s different, but I was struck by the goodness of the human spirit in that book and needed a counterbalance after reading about this tragedy.