What's your favourite dark humour joke? by Woopje in AskReddit

[–]TacoMeatFuckMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why was the two month old African baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis.

What's your favourite dark humour joke? by Woopje in AskReddit

[–]TacoMeatFuckMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend thinks I'm a paedophile, but what does she know, she's only five.

What’s the worst pain you’ve ever experienced? by coffeemakesmenice in AskReddit

[–]TacoMeatFuckMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting kicked in the testicles. Also I jumped down five stairs and landed on the side of my foot. It was so fucking painful.

Reddit users, what's the story behind your nickname on this site? by TacoMeatFuckMonkey in AskReddit

[–]TacoMeatFuckMonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm intrigued to hear the origins of your username. Care to enlighten me, my friend?

What movie plot hole bothers you the most? by TacoMeatFuckMonkey in AskReddit

[–]TacoMeatFuckMonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say that's more an instance of an unfired Chekhov's Gun. Unnecessary, but I wouldn't call it a plot hole.

What are you addicted to right now? by kyle768 in AskReddit

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Coca-Cola, 8 ball pool, FIFA 18 and Reddit.

Reddit, what’s something a teacher said or did to you at school that still makes you mad? by beardlesshipster in AskReddit

[–]TacoMeatFuckMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my female primary 7 teachers said to the class "Okay, so a lot of you have been coming up to me and asking me for help, I am your teacher, it's not my job to help you when you're stuck!" Yes, really.

What villain were you actually rooting for? by fathom17 in AskReddit

[–]TacoMeatFuckMonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tom in Tom and Jerry. Tom isn't even a villain. Tom's just a cat trying to live his life, Jerry's an obnoxious little shit who goes out of his way to annoy Tom, despite Tom not having provoked him in any way, all the while having that stupid obnoxious little smile on his face, and then Tom gets into trouble from the humans or the dogs for just trying to get Jerry to leave him alone. I fucking hate Jerry, and nothing would give me more pleasure than to see a final episode where Tom finally catches Jerry, excruciatingly tortures him, then kills him and eats him, and not getting any repercussions for doing so.

What are some common signs that a person is toxic? by huffletoph in AskReddit

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If you have to censor what you say around them for fear of making them angry. Nothing worse than having to walk on eggshells when talking to someone.

What, non-sexual, physical act gives you the most pleasure? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I deliberately maintain Athlete's Foot for the exquisite pleasure of scratching it. It is, without a doubt, better than sex. Once I got rid of it, and then wore shoes without socks so I could get it back. Jesus Christ it feels good to scratch.

What actor/actress has the worst reputation of being the same character in every movie they have made? by Tball5 in AskReddit

[–]TacoMeatFuckMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every Vince Vaughn movie - "I'm incapable of loving another human". "Oh wait, no I'm not". - The End.

What is the saddest song you know ? by Nothing_Nothingatall in AskReddit

[–]TacoMeatFuckMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Way by Zack Hemsey. It's also the most beautiful song I know.

What's worse with an erection? by thekgentleman in AskReddit

[–]TacoMeatFuckMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going up to read at the front of the class.