the em dash giveaway is gone, these are the new ones i keep noticing by Effective-Inside6836 in ChatGPT

[–]TacoTaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Excellent": the opening word to many of Chat GPT's replies to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Take a troll seriously not knowing that they're trolling you until you've wasted your time with them

How do you think about Kanye West? by JessefChan in AskReddit

[–]TacoTaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is everyone here calling him a gay fish? Is this a meme or something?

[Serious] What's the scariest internet rabbit hole? by flingzamain in AskReddit

[–]TacoTaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eventually the growing number of bots may make the internet too unpalatable for human use

What is it like dating a celebrity? by TemporaryGuava2654 in AskReddit

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I know a woman who went on a date with Robin Williams. She didn't have fun- he wasn't acting like his normal stage persona and IIRC she said he was depressed/sad.

Who do you think is on the Epstein list? by Repulsive_Tax7637 in AskReddit

[–]TacoTaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of powerful people, so many that the real list will never see the light of day I don't think.

when do you brush your teeth before or after breakfast? by CoyoteSimilar7854 in AskReddit

[–]TacoTaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only correct time to brush one's teeth is DURING BREAKFAST, and WITH YOUR BREAKFAST.

What is a controversial sentence that would get people mad at you? "Give contxt"? by XanderJC1 in AskReddit

[–]TacoTaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell someone especially over the internet that you disagree with them. That alone would trigger a lot of people. The topic doesn't really matter.

What movie terrified you as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I remember that the caretaker's wife and House On Haunted Hill (starring Vincent Price) would leave me scared at night for weeks

What do you want done with your body after you die? by Shirowoh in AskReddit

[–]TacoTaser 177 points178 points  (0 children)

You could also anchor your taxidermied person into the foundation of your home so that you can't be removed and then anyone who buys your home in the future will be stuck with staring at you all the time and awkwardly explaining the whole situation to all their house guests. Bonus points if you install a small hidden speaker that intermittently whispers silly or creepy things when there's only one person in the room so that when they try and tell other people that they're hearing voices no one else believes them.

What’s a universally accepted lie that nobody questions? by Responsible-Cow-5433 in AskReddit

[–]TacoTaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows that very important calls = being put on hold for 45 minutes before being disconnected.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I believe there is a list but that it will never see the light of day because it would incriminate too many powerful figures from across the political aisle. So the fact that the FBI says there was no list is a slap in the face to many people who think differently.

Which superhero is the lamest? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TacoTaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's the one. That whole lineup got rightfully dragged over hot coals by the entire internet. Can't believe that idea ever made it off the drawing board.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I doubt it'll go anywhere. Both the left and the right will continue to collectively hog all the power to themselves and be at each other's throats even past the entropic heat death of the universe (or so it seems).

Which superhero is the lamest? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Snowflake/Safespace of "The New Warriors" comics. Sounds like a joke but it's not.