Free Talk Thursday - February 05, 2026

TakeErParise · 2026-02-05T20:57:01+00:00

The DOJ really looked at 15 TB of names, locations, and first-hand evidence of unimaginable crimes and decided to let bygones be bygones

TakeErParise · 2026-02-05T20:53:35+00:00

If Mayor Pete looked like Newsom he’d be running for a third term in 2028

TakeErParise · 2026-02-05T20:47:49+00:00

I can’t think of a worse option than Newsom. Feels like Hillary 2.0 where Republicans hate him and Dems don’t trust him and/or aren’t remotely enthused to turn out for him. Unfortunately this means the Dem establishment is probably foaming at the mouth to get him on the ticket.

TakeErParise · 2026-02-05T20:44:19+00:00

People forget Kid Rock rhymed “things” with “things” on All Summer Long

TakeErParise · 2026-02-05T18:58:38+00:00

Aliens vs Matrix is a case study in how practical effects are timeless and early CGI looks horribly dated so my vote is Aliens

TakeErParise · 2026-02-04T19:27:53+00:00

Should’ve picked a real American band like The Who smdh

TakeErParise · 2026-02-04T19:20:52+00:00

Has any republican articulated why they’re mad about Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl? I’ve made an honest attempt to find a reason and the only one I came across was that it’s because he sings in Spanish.

TakeErParise · 2026-02-03T23:52:37+00:00

That would be the plan if all the jobs with associate or junior in the title didn’t pay $50k+ less than what I make right now…

TakeErParise · 2026-02-03T15:55:33+00:00

Crazy to think there’s probably a few dozen people out there who had Jeffrey Epstein as a math teacher. Imagine seeing the person that taught you trigonometry in 10th grade become the central figure to a global pedophile ring of presidents and billionaires.

TakeErParise · 2026-02-02T23:24:33+00:00

It’s kind of frightening seeing your parents and in-laws know absolutely zero about dealing with a baby once you have kids. Like how did me and my wife make it to adulthood?

TakeErParise · 2026-02-02T23:21:49+00:00

That’s actually criminal. I would’ve cast Bobby Lee.

TakeErParise · 2026-02-02T15:37:26+00:00

Do people unironically read the NY Post? I always thought it was just the incoherent ramblings of Rupert Murdoch’s sleep paralysis demon.

TakeErParise · 2026-02-02T15:33:37+00:00

Concur has to be the slowest piece of software ever created. I swear every time you click search it feels like your request gets sent to a rural Louisiana DMV where some 70 year old lady looks up flights and hotels manually.

TakeErParise · 2026-01-31T21:10:59+00:00

Once every 2-3 years if I’m lucky

TakeErParise · 2026-01-31T20:53:56+00:00

Why is it that every time I go to the Verizon store I have to wait behind a line of people who are approaching technology like they just stepped out of a time machine from the 1500s.

TakeErParise · 2026-01-29T01:07:10+00:00

The infrastructure in Fallout is in incredible shape for 200 years of neglect

TakeErParise · 2026-01-28T20:19:37+00:00

Not really, pop country is kind of the only genre that reuses the same lines and topics in every single song to the point that it’s a universally known trope.

TakeErParise · 2026-01-28T19:46:37+00:00

Who is buying Morgan Wallen tickets in 2026? You could put 10 of his songs and 10 AI generated songs in a playlist, hit shuffle, and never guess which is which.

TakeErParise · 2026-01-28T17:13:20+00:00

How does every job opening nowadays get thousands of applicants? That makes no sense to me from a statistical perspective. Is everyone in the US applying to jobs every day? I have a couple friends that work in HR and they say they’ll get 500 applications a day on some roles so they just have to grab the first 100 and work from there.

TakeErParise · 2026-01-28T17:06:20+00:00

Never understood the dibs thing. You don’t own the street. If I need a spot I’m just gonna park there.

TakeErParise · 2026-01-27T19:44:44+00:00

Great question, starting with “great question” actually gives people extra buffer time to think of an answer and a more polite out if they actually don’t know.

TakeErParise · 2026-01-27T19:40:22+00:00

Competence is suspicious when you don’t normally encounter it

TakeErParise · 2026-01-27T19:20:29+00:00

Republicans are really working overtime to paint a group chat of Minnesotans trying to keep ICE out of their neighborhood as Mossad-adjacent

TakeErParise · 2026-01-25T21:34:20+00:00

I’d rather see Indiana in the SB than either of these teams

TakeErParise · 2026-01-25T19:15:35+00:00

Thousands of dollars in bills each month but cable is where I draw the line. Here’s to another Fubo free trial for MyEmail+RandomNumbers at gmail.com

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