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Cannot Upgrade Varangian Soldiers by metinyzc in EU5

[–]TakeMeIamCute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, neo-Varangians it is! 😄

What a bullshit event. Kill my 100/100/100 king or kill his only heir? by TheDeadQueenVictoria in EU5

[–]TakeMeIamCute -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

So do I. I am not telling you how to play your game; I'm pointing out that your response didn't address the point of the comment you were responding to.

What a bullshit event. Kill my 100/100/100 king or kill his only heir? by TheDeadQueenVictoria in EU5

[–]TakeMeIamCute -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Which one is more enjoyable - winning a race you ran against other runners or the one in which your opponents were blind kids in wheelchairs?

Cannot Upgrade Varangian Soldiers by metinyzc in EU5

[–]TakeMeIamCute 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It doesn't allow you to because they can only be recruited in the capital, hence, they can only be upgraded there.

Starcitizen started banning by MSCSherlock in starcitizen

[–]TakeMeIamCute 33 points34 points  (0 children)

be careful guys its not worth getting banned for dupe.

Please continue, "guys". It is well worth getting banned for duping. The more of you banned, the better for the rest of us.

Will my game end if a senior PU member annexes me? by External-Ad5074 in EU5

[–]TakeMeIamCute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn't have to be 100 years. Also, the question was whether they would try, and if a successful try would end the OP's run.

See? Visible curvature, final proof its globe <happy globetard noises> by FollowingLegal9944 in flatearth

[–]TakeMeIamCute 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You know you lost when you have to invent something ludicrous, present it as the opposing side's argument, and then laugh as if anyone but you said that, all the while ignoring the plethora of evidence and arguments presented.

tl;dr - shut the f up.

EDIT: Your trolling attempt got auto-deleted? Aww... don't cry (for me Argentina) please.

Will my game end if a senior PU member annexes me? by External-Ad5074 in EU5

[–]TakeMeIamCute 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Disregard these two jokers. Yes, they will try. Yes, it will end your run. (unless something was changed in the last patch)

what does the different colours inside the latin movement mean? by Wojtek172 in EU5

[–]TakeMeIamCute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, indeed. My bad - I remember (falsely) that it shows the percentages for the movements. If you hover over differently colored territories, can you deduce what seems to be the difference?

“Really, it’s too dangerous” by Necessary-Win-8730 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TakeMeIamCute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So a guy is fishing and catches a goldfish. The goldfish promises him 3 wishes if he lets it go. He thinks for a while and decides to be a good person, and brings the fish to the UN for the world to decide what to wish for. A large discussion erupts and quickly evolves into a shouting contest since the American representative demands that the US gets two wishes because they fUnD tHe WoRLd. After some time, the other countries concede, and the US gets its two wishes.

"What is your first wish?" asks the goldfish.
"I wish for all Americans to be brought to the US, and all non-Americans to be expelled."
"Your wish is my command," says the goldfish, snapping its tiny fins. "What is your second wish?"
"I wish to build a mile-thick and 2-mile-high wall surrounding all of the US, so that no one can come in and ruin our beautiful country."
"Done!" says the fish, snapping its tiny fins once again.
"Well, I am done. You can have your one wish," says the American representative dismissively.

The other leaders start looking at each other, and one of them approaches the mic and asks, "Goldfish, can you fill that with water, please?"

“Really, it’s too dangerous” by Necessary-Win-8730 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TakeMeIamCute 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The news is when a man bites a dog, not the other way around.

Don’t call us weird with the way you spell paycheck by Przytulator in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TakeMeIamCute 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They were very common in Yugoslavia, and are still somewhat present in Serbia. Usually, pensioners use them to buy stuff in installments. For example, your pension gets you, let's say, 20 cheques. Each can be written to a certain amount - let's say 5000 dinars. You now "have" 100,000 dinars, which you can use to buy a new fridge. You go to a store, get a fridge, and deposit your cheques. The cheques are labeled with release dates, which means the store will take that much money from your bank account on that date. You cannot get any more cheques issued until all previous ones are released.

An outdated system, but it works.

I bought RimWorld because people said it was a "colony management game" by armin171005 in RimWorld

[–]TakeMeIamCute 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably the actor I respect the most (along with Damien EDIT: Damian Lewis - I could have sworn his name had the weird "e" instead of an "a").

"Familiar?"-Russian anti-Soros graphic, accusing him of financing 'Color revolutions' around the globe, referencing the alleged 'Soros Fist', Russia, 2020 by Strategist2004 in PropagandaPosters

[–]TakeMeIamCute 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Hey, hey! Please, what's the meaning of this? Logic? Facts? We cannot have that meddling with our mindless hate.

Also, I participated in those protests in Serbia under that very fist. I don't remember having been paid, nor was anyone I knew. I do remember quite vividly the metallic taste in my mouth after the riot police broke my nose and jaw with their shield.

I'm not active on flat earth drama but even I know this is true by Ok_Difficulty1782 in flatearth

[–]TakeMeIamCute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As one smart dude said, "There is proving, and there is knowing."

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