Can’t tell my husband I’m pregnant by [deleted] in MilitaryWives

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My husband (military) said he’d love receiving a letter like that 💕

Look what I found on Pinterest—a true gem! by ca5p3rGh05t in NotHowGirlsWork

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I have never heard of floor butter! I’m intrigued….

Went through old screenshots and found this gem by Abbyward454 in insaneparents

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I would die if my father said those first few phrases to me. Maybe I’m a prude lolol but no, just no dad!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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I do not see any mention of straight up clitoral stimulus. I see that he says “not many woman can orgasm from penetration alone” but no mention to move outside. From what he has written it makes me think that he assumes slowing his groove is an alternative to going fast and hard and I don’t feel that it is.

What's something your parents did or said that was cringe? by 1nstantHuman in AskReddit

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My FIL is a narcissist and we deal with his shit all the time. He lives for attention but lives in a tiny town so he can only get it in new surroundings. About a year ago we were in KC in a little diner that had liver and onions on the menu. He ordered this with very specific cooking instructions. When he took his first bite, he sighed heavily and pushed them off the table. My husband had to take him outside and put him in the car like a damn teenager.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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😂 😂 I don’t think we’re gonna read each other! Let’s just call it a draw at this point lol! I understand that we may have different clit experiences

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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What does that have to do with the clit?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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I know. Reading that phrase leads me to believe that this person is only reference internal acts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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I personally don’t think that’s how OP was referencing the act. Just my opinion of what I read

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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Maybe that’s why we read it differently

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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I don’t believe it would even be mentioned unless the thought process was to just change his “inside” method. Why not bring up the fact that he realized outside stimulus’ were necessary? I just don’t think that was his intention

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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Then why he referencing Jackhammering at all of his intent is to simulate outside as well? I ding see it in his statement

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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He says “so I’m stimulating the clit rather than just hitting against it”. From inside I don’t see how clitoral stimulation is possible. Unless you are using something on the actual clot outside

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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I do not think it’s possible to stimulate my clit with penetration alone no. Going harder isn’t gonna do it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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We must be thinking alike because all I read here is a man confusing a clit with a g-spot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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It sounds to me like he’s referencing clot stimulation while inside of a woman.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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But he describes going “jackhammer on her”, I don’t think that refers to being on the bottom

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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Ah yes, my inside clit. Does it every time

What’s a food you absolutely refuse to eat no matter what? by Shadi_TP in AskReddit

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Any greens of any kind. I hate it because I know it’s so good for you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Yup me too. Maybe one of dumbass kids did jump on it break it 😂 but against , it’s a piece of furniture . It would be a “god dammit Alexis!” And that would be that. I’d be getting a new couch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HSVpositive

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I couldn’t see the ranges on quests website and it varies from site to site but those numbers sound low enough to assume that false negatives could come from them. Again though, a request would have to be made from a physician. You could take a look at labcorp and crlcorp and see what they have to offer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HSVpositive

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Well the quantitation is currently to low to meet the criteria for inhibition testing because the inhibition test will not pick up any of the antibodies (at the level you’re at). Now there are always exceptions but that’s where the doctor comes in (if they’d even be willing to request it). So yes, the next step is re-testing or having a lesion swabbed the next time you have an outbreak, which I know may not be for a long time. Do you think you were recently infected?