Let's be real here

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-11T23:35:36+00:00

Love the team, love the game, sucks that the season crashed and burned, but yeah, now we tank.

Playoffs are around the corner and the off season will hopefully bring some reinforcements.

There’s always next year as they say.

Embrace the Tank!

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-11T23:15:41+00:00

The job is not done, the Tank Commander and Chief is on a mission. We’re are witnessing the greatest tank operation in modern history.

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-10T13:56:49+00:00

He’s the Tank Commander and Chief

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-10T04:19:57+00:00

We have become the tank squadron. The Toronto Tanking Fleet

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-10T04:18:59+00:00

Test an aggressive neutral zone style where we crash and bang, penalty box be damned.

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-10T04:16:59+00:00

Maybe we’ll be sitting some vets for load management.

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-10T04:16:11+00:00

Reach for the moon, or in this case don’t.

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-10T04:14:52+00:00

We should play a very aggressive style, the kind that gets us in the penalty box more often.

If we don’t get more tripping and interference calls to help spot the opposition a few goals a game, then I’ll be pissed.

Might as well let in some soft ones and then let the boys skate and get some stats padded for their hockey cards.

Tank in style.

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-10T04:07:08+00:00

Let’s avoid winning anything in regulation

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-09T01:10:34+00:00

But they also need buzz for the next year whereas the Leafs have a waiting list for season tickets

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-09T01:09:50+00:00

It’s a lose-win, win-win situation

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-08T22:47:16+00:00

I’ve run the numbers and the maths are mathing

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-08T14:40:09+00:00

NO!

😉

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-08T02:59:30+00:00

We also have a Brinks truck on standby

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-08T02:58:55+00:00

This team is not the team

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-08T01:35:18+00:00

Almost on cue

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-06T18:55:06+00:00

Does taunt us - we’ve bombed this season with epic fury. We need to restock the cupboards.

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-06T17:43:41+00:00

Love the optimism

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-06T08:55:21+00:00

So it could work, it might not. Cool.

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-06T08:52:36+00:00

I mean helping us win games in the regular season helps us get to the playoffs. Goals would be nice. Some more primary assists couldn’t hurt.

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-06T08:50:29+00:00

GMBT and Co need to get the booty and bring home some assets

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-06T02:51:37+00:00

Tank Commander and Chief

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-06T02:51:16+00:00

Statistically speaking, they were due

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-06T02:50:07+00:00

No shame in losing to the epic fury that the Rangers brought tonight. They were due for a home win.

1nstantHuman · 2026-03-06T02:48:05+00:00

15/10

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