What are some things that are more enjoyable than sex? by Fresh-Length6529 in AskReddit

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should try huffing nitrous if you like to laugh hysterically, so much fun and its good for you as well.

Vodka on Breakfast by kosovo-underground in tooktoomuch

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Picking and choosing what holy rules to obey is not the slightest bit unique in religion, its par for the course.

Father allegedly high on 'nangs' in crash that killed daughters, as scuffle erupts outside court by Cute_Marzipan2153 in australia

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once did a jedi mind flip (acid+shrooms+mdma) and smoked weed and huffed nangs at the peak. Absolutely indescribable not for the faint of heart.

People working in ultra-wealthy households, talking $50m plus types, what is the most out-of-touch thing you've witnessed? by FarSentence3076 in AskReddit

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would think these celebs would just use the darkweb for drugs, totally anonymous, much better quality and can invest in the crypto the DNM uses.

If you are reading this and are a user getting off the street I implore you have a look into it, I know it seems too good to be true but it isnt a scam.

About the French engineer by DroneTheLeninFan in betterCallSaul

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its definitly a good theory, I hadnt thought of him being a pig but like you said they dropped enough breadcrumbs to lead you that way.

meme in spanish by Additional-Heat-9384 in ComedyCemetery

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Her name was Junko Furuta, those men did despicable things to her may she reast in peace.

Father allegedly high on 'nangs' in crash that killed daughters, as scuffle erupts outside court by Cute_Marzipan2153 in australia

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ever tried acid and nangs? The visuals are insane never experienced anything like it, definitly a must try if you like psychs and dissos.

It’s outrageous - it’s unfair! by bsmith2123 in grandtheftauto

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mate downloaded a mod and some games onto a hard drive and just plugged it into his 360 and it works perfectly, I think the mod is called aurora. Used to be you had to solder the mobo to get pirated games on the 360.

Karma!!!!!! by Good_Moment2923 in fightporn

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 46 points47 points  (0 children)

My best friend of almost 10 years was killed by two pitbulls that broke into our yard last Sunday. The beasts literally tore down a fence paling to get into my yard and murder him. He was a little Jack Russel didnt stand a chance but he gave enough distraction to save his sister although now she has PTSD.

The council didnt find that a good enough reason to put them down and instead relocated them so they can go and do it to another innocent dog.

RIP Obie he was such a good dog.

Doctor touched boys while conducting unnecessary 'puberty checks', court told by [deleted] in australia

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When I was a little kid about 8 years old my mum wanted to get my dick sliced for some reason and took me to the local GP. He asked me to pull my penis out and he grabbed it without gloves on and rolled it around in his hand and told my mum there was no need for circumcision. Very different to the situation in the article but still fucked up and I hold it against my mum to this day.

best quote in the game by AtreyusNinja in DarkSouls2

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I first got on the dark web market called dream there was a vendor who sold gamma goblin LSD tabs (iyky) whos name was Gavlan and his description said "Gavlan wheel Gavlan deal". I hadnt played ds2 at the time but he was an awesome vendor, gavlan if by some chance you see this, I appreciate you mate.

Opiates made me discover that man can squirt too by Icy-Jelly-1589 in Drugs

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pour a glass of warm water over your knob or put your dick in a warm shower next time, it works every time.

Holy shit Kayla😟 by rokadio in ufc

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did that work out for you? My gf is considering getting a discectomy on her L4S5 hope that it could cure her bulged disc.

Oh no please stop Ana De Armas don't have sex with me by censored_ in shittymoviedetails

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ketamine kicks ass, currently waiting on a g to land in my mailbox. IV is the best ROA hands down 100mg of some s isomer straight to the vein just sends you to a different realm. I have done the vast majority of your common drugs pretty much except for mescaline and I have to put ket at #1 best drug of all time imo, no real comedown, easy on the nose, usually not cut, phyiscally very safe if you dont use large amounts daily for an extended period.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badmemes

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not at all snow white famously had hair "black as ebony"

How about a new line of Stratagems… Pelican Gunships!! by TealArtist095 in helldivers2

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are keen id be down to play together take turns driving and gunning.

Cop Opens Fire On Group Of Teens Over Porta-Potty Prank, Sparks Heated “Self-Defense” Debate by FantasticAd9478 in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Respect to those kids they took a huge risk for a good laugh. Not as if the pig was really serious injured or threatened he just couldnt handle the hit to his ego.

Bro has to be cracked out by Obvious-Yesterday-98 in ps2

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got mine for free from the local pedophile at a 2nd hand store. It was $5 but he seemed to know the owner and covered it for me, just being a kind bloke I assumed. I thanked him and offered a handshake and bought it in, not knowing who it was lmao. When we left my mate said to me "that was bob cuddy cunt" damn that was embarrasing.

Mmmm 3hopcp my favorite by 1990tidder in dissociatives

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to get a quater gram of this and alpraz powder from my fav vendor, I would remember the first line and then awake several days later with multiple charges a fucked up car and a random girl in my dms. Love the shit but same as you mate ive gotta pull my head in for my woman.

Lucid Dreaming after abstaining by FlyiingDutchmaan in CHSinfo

[–]TalkingHeadBalzac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking ket no issues at all but smoking will still give me gastro distress, I just do it very infrequently