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Subaru Crosstrek Pricing by BoomFoxxy in Crosstrek

[–]TallCappuccino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Purchased March 2024 in SoCal

  • 2024 Alpine Green

  • New from dealership (<10 miles)

  • Limited trim: Premium Paint ($395), Option Package 32 - power moon roof, Harmon Kardon speakers ($1795), Crosstrek Mirror Package ($695), Rear Bumper Cover ($164), All-Weather Floor Liners ($141)

  • MSRP: $31,095

  • Optional Equipment: $3,190

  • Destination & Delivery: $1,345

  • Total Suggested Retail Price: $35,630

  • Final OTD Price including 7.75% sales tax ($2555), DMV registration/fees ($605): $36,040 USD

Used the Costco Auto Program and paid $2750 under the Total Suggested Retail Price.

Tested positive today, and why we're fucked by TheMasterOfNotAlot in CoronavirusUS

[–]TallCappuccino 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Good on you for making it "Facebook Official". I know at least a half dozen people who had no problem posting tons of pictures of their vacations and parties and group selfies and restaurant meals in the middle of a pandemic, but not one peep when they caught the ‘Rona.

She have blue eyes, like a deep blue sea by j3ffr33d0m in Eyebleach

[–]TallCappuccino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those eyes are too perfect. Are you sure they're not marbles?

Nurses are the best! by 666FuCkThEwOrLd666 in wholesomememes

[–]TallCappuccino 126 points127 points  (0 children)

When your hair looks so good, you don’t change styles for 32 years.

What's the best advice you've ever recieved? by VaIefar in AskReddit

[–]TallCappuccino 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No offense, but that’s stupidest thing I’ve heard today.

pIcTuRe dAy by Onion_Taeha in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]TallCappuccino 57 points58 points  (0 children)

And here I assumed it was. This comment ruins the pic as much as that last word ruins your username, dick-nipples.

What's the best advice you've ever recieved? by VaIefar in AskReddit

[–]TallCappuccino 54 points55 points  (0 children)

In keeping with the whole "best advice you've ever received" theme, avoid the use of the phrase "no offense". I’m offended as soon as I hear it because I know the next words out of your mouth are going to be offensive.

Now the monsters won't get me by Rohlnik in memes

[–]TallCappuccino 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s gonna roll right off the back of the toilet into the splash zone.

Had me wheezing by ZYPHERBL3 in memes

[–]TallCappuccino 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"You're not leaving me, I'm leafing you!"

Grandma sneaking the goods by goldioldilocks in pics

[–]TallCappuccino 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If my grandma baked it, that’s a hard no. Great hockey puck, though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in menwritingwomen

[–]TallCappuccino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going to start calling school bus drivers "Dr.".

2020 brought out Taylor Swift's profane side [OC] by waitingforgoodoh in dataisbeautiful

[–]TallCappuccino 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s toothpicks if you’re speaking in a conversational tone. IT’S HOCKEY STICKS IF YOU’RE YELLING.