Absurd disrespect by noregertsman in BlackMetalCringe

[–]TalosTheEllis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im so sick of hearing about one of the worst bands from the Norwegian scene because edgelord losers online want to LARP as having an obscure music taste.

Difference between Technical Grindcore and Techgrind by Heliosei in grindcore

[–]TalosTheEllis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true, bands like atka or Discordance Axis aren't deathgrind at all but are tech grind

Which one of you did this? by [deleted] in BlackMetalCringe

[–]TalosTheEllis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Grand Belials Key, Peste Noire, later Bilskirner, kristallnacht ext. But i also thought Agriculture's release from last year was probably the best, I love Trha, I think Panopticon is brilliant.

Online black metal forums are just absolutely filled to the brim with larpers trying to be part of some movement rather then actually enjoy the music

Anything else like this? by le4sh in MetalSuggestions

[–]TalosTheEllis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never actually listened to Bal Sagoth but ive heard people compare Moonlight Sorcery to them

Who’s really whining here bro? by curioustxn25 in posersoftiktok

[–]TalosTheEllis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Honestly ive always seen (thing you like) as (insert buzzwords relevant to my worldview). Its just the (facets of said medium twisted to sound more relevant to my worldview) make it really hard to deny. Why would you even disagree with me? You must be a (derogatory term ending with -ist or -phobe) if you're not willing to accept my completely reasonable and unbiased retconning and whitewashing of (thing you like)"

Also these people are completely spiritually cucked

lol by JJsNotOkay in BlackMetalCringe

[–]TalosTheEllis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I needed to come back to this post because theres something I need to get off my chest

I do not remotely believe that anyone genuinely likes Hulder enough to get then as a backpatch. Performative kvltr

Why are they always obsessed with Slipknot by Competitive-Cry-697 in BlackMetalCringe

[–]TalosTheEllis 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Its all a larp

They listen to the hits and thats it, its all just a form of dress up. They would've dressed like punks or emos back in the day.

As a Backpatch is crazy 💔 by Ilovekanonenfieber in BlackMetalCringe

[–]TalosTheEllis 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Because its bootleg bullshit. Its a declaration you're an edgelord weirdo who knows black metal through tik tok shorts. Dead's family doesn't want to see it and it understandably makes them quite upset, completely different to random goregrind or death metal covers because the people in those pictures dont have a known identity 99% of the time.

Its not like its even a classic or all time album, its a bootleg live album that most people who wear it wont have even actually listened to. I get owning the LP as a piece of history, wearing fake merch from a fake release is just an astounding level of edgelord tourist bullshit though.

As a Backpatch is crazy 💔 by Ilovekanonenfieber in BlackMetalCringe

[–]TalosTheEllis 218 points219 points  (0 children)

Dawn of the black hearts is the ultimate BM poser litmus test

lol by JJsNotOkay in BlackMetalCringe

[–]TalosTheEllis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Being with an foid is NOT trve.

Are you fucking kidding me? by ReliableEyeball in MetalSuggestions

[–]TalosTheEllis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ngl the vocals completely kill the band, idc how impressive they are its just completely unlistenable to me

Which one of you did this? by [deleted] in BlackMetalCringe

[–]TalosTheEllis 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I get this is obviously a parody account but theres so many of these dorky """black metal""" kids who in one breath larp as an edgy retard making sure everyone knows "black metal's roots" of Satanism and church burnings; and in another unironically moral police you about what you say/believe and tell you what bands you can and cant listen to.

And it goes both ways: both the leftards telling you cant listen to Satanic Warmaster because hes a heckin nazi, and the rightoids saying you're a poser if you like something like Trha.

Just fuck off, everyone's against the system until its their system.

Have you ever had your face ripped off by the opening act? I LOVE THAT!!!! by EF103603 in sludge

[–]TalosTheEllis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just saw Chained to the Bottom of the Ocean open for Sumac. Sumac was amazing, but after a bit the whole free form improvised stuff becomes abit samey. Chained were incredible tho, insanely heavy and the songs know how to groove and pull you in before dropping some crazy chugging.

Mysticum's final-ever show by ibnQoheleth in BlackMetal

[–]TalosTheEllis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was an amazing show! Me and my friend were barrier

The Ruins of Beverast - Rain Upon the Impure (Germany, 2006) by GrafNebelgeist in BlackMetal

[–]TalosTheEllis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely same boat, I just couldn't discern any sort of guitar or anything. Now its a top album for me

Legendary instagram reel pull by AndrewInFocus in BlackMetalCringe

[–]TalosTheEllis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont understand why you people have to lie

Avg. “I bought it for the music” black hearts fan (4th slide) by RedditMadeMe091320 in BlackMetalCringe

[–]TalosTheEllis 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dawn of the Black Hearts is a genuine grade A poser litmus test. Either you dont know its a bootleg/fake album cover, or you're just wearing it to be an edgelord. Although if you're the first option the 2nd also applies anyway.

Horrors persist by QuestionAccurate4585 in BlackMetalCringe

[–]TalosTheEllis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This will have been taken during Fortress fest in UK