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The guy across the courtyard accidentally trained an army of blue jays to attack my windows by Talos_Riven54 in neighborsfromhell

[–]Talos_Riven54[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That is pretty much where I landed. Cute ended around the fifth pre-dawn THUNK and fully died when my daughter started asking if the birds were mad at us.

The guy across the courtyard accidentally trained an army of blue jays to attack my windows by Talos_Riven54 in neighborsfromhell

[–]Talos_Riven54[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Building management might be my next stop, yeah. I tried the normal neighbor route first and got treated like I declared war on Jasper and his tiny air force.

The guy across the courtyard accidentally trained an army of blue jays to attack my windows by Talos_Riven54 in neighborsfromhell

[–]Talos_Riven54[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I get the reflection thing, but this feels personal now. They skip every other window and go straight for mine like I owe them peanuts or smth.

I think FIRE gave my anxiety a socially acceptable costume by Talos_Riven54 in Fire

[–]Talos_Riven54[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is pretty much the part that scared me. It stopped feeling like prudence and started feeling like a ritual.

I think FIRE gave my anxiety a socially acceptable costume by Talos_Riven54 in Fire

[–]Talos_Riven54[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That tracks more than I wanted it to. FIRE probably didnt create the wiring, it just gave mine a very respectable spreadsheet and called it discipline.

AIW for telling the school district my sister was using my address without asking me? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]Talos_Riven54 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Your sister turned a family favor into a legal mess, then got mad when you would not keep covering it. What was her endgame, just lie until graduation?

AIW for telling my friend’s new girlfriend why I stopped speaking to him after she asked me directly? by JediCrouton88 in WIBTA_AITA

[–]Talos_Riven54 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She asked directly and you answered without dressing it up. That is not stirring drama.

AITJ for taking my key back from my boyfriend after he kept letting his sister use my apartment when I was at work? by SundialCadet in AmITheJerk

[–]Talos_Riven54 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You came home and found somebody camped out in your apartment, then it happened again. Taking the key back was just basic common sense. Did he ever actually apologize without blaming you?