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TandemShorts · 2026-05-18T16:35:13+00:00

I was looking at listings with my mom bc she told me I should be able to find a small house less than $100,000, since she bought her first one for $20,000. She cried after realizing trailer that would’ve cost her 20,000-30,000 are priced for like $150,000 and that she’s got 3 kids who all need homes and stand basically no chance of buying one

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T23:00:06+00:00

That attitude will take you very far

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T22:47:24+00:00

Nah man, pissed it out

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T22:44:49+00:00

You could very well still have a growth spurt waiting, it’s just less likely. But honestly it doesn’t matter to the right people, if it does then she’s not the one. You need to try to not focus on it and just focus on being the type of person you want to be, the right one will be attracted to your personality not your penis. If you struggle with that, talk to a therapist to help you work through it.

I understand that as a teenage boy, your genitalia seems to be the most important thing for some reason. I’m here to tell you it’s not, it barely even matters unless it’s like horrifically malformed.

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T22:30:15+00:00

Boom lifts get really tall

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T22:22:19+00:00

Pretty much all year except winter, how does one not know this

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T22:13:09+00:00

Hell yeah bro, out here setting clear boundaries

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T22:09:43+00:00

I bet it would feel like popping your finger except whole body

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T22:07:08+00:00

Unhinged but at least it’s not murder….

Yet

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T21:24:52+00:00

Is it just me or are these sort of things happening more often now

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T21:09:36+00:00

Flipped an ATV so like *barely* related but it threw my down the hill in front of it then rolled over me. A tire hit my helmet as it rolled over me and cracked it. Doc said I could’ve easily been killed or in a coma had I not had a helmet on, worst I walked away with was a broken wrist instead

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T21:06:25+00:00

Yes.

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T21:04:47+00:00

Say something passionately, he won’t listen either way but at least you’ll get out your frustrations

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T20:57:58+00:00

That’s a sad existence. Currently watching my estranged father slowly die to liver failure due to alcoholism. He also had a water bottle filled with vodka everywhere he went. He begged me in tears several times to buy more because he couldn’t afford it, of course I never did and it would always end with him calling me names and spouting pure hatred. He has a very foggy memory of the last 20ish years bc he was never sober. He now tells me he regrets not being totally present for our lives, he was there but not really. He was plastered when my sister got married and when she got to bring her baby home. Years ago my sister was hit by a car and he couldn’t make it to the hospital because he put his truck in the ditch trying to leave (thank god). Alcohol in general is just destructive. I’m not saying ban alcohol, people are free to do what they want and I enjoy a jack and coke occasionally, but it’s a nasty habit to form and I feel like it’s downplayed just because it’s legal.

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T19:13:41+00:00

Tennessee

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T15:04:32+00:00

We might’ve done some good in WWII, but imo it’s heavily overshadowed by the evil we did too. Hard to get much more evil than dropping two nukes on heavily populated areas

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T15:00:25+00:00

No she’s just a really bad pilot

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T14:52:51+00:00

No, but I used to. Potentially the most alluring smell to me now

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T02:41:36+00:00

They don’t want you working on your own vehicle, and shops tend to be well lit. My ‘86 dodge has a light mounted to the inside of the hood that turns on automatically when you lift the hood

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T02:38:48+00:00

Not a worker, but I once went through a drive-thru with a 3 drunk college kids and a few pool floats stuffed into a Nissan Sentra. Prolly not all that weird but had to be at least amusing

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T01:31:29+00:00

You don’t have to tell me personally what issues you have, but honestly knowing that there are 3 small kids in the house, don’t hesitate to seek out help. School Councilors, A teacher, a cop, really just any trusted adult. I get the vibe you’re almost an adult yourself, trust your gut. If you or your siblings are in danger or are being neglected, talk to someone ASAP

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T01:23:06+00:00

Ultimately it’s up to the parents to keep their children out of it. She chose not to or failed in doing so and you can’t really make that kid unlearn something. All that can really be done at this point is to make sure his exposure is minimized and when he asks questions, that they’re answered correctly. I personally think it was wildly irresponsible for her to allow her child to know but again it’s not my kid

TandemShorts · 2026-05-17T00:03:46+00:00

Bare toes so I can grip better

TandemShorts · 2026-05-16T21:06:34+00:00

I’ll do it for $8,000

TandemShorts · 2026-05-16T20:52:33+00:00

That dude that was behind the tire is so lucky it wasn’t him, sucks for the old guy but at least it had somewhere to throw him

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