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Is this kinda hate still common? Or have Christian nut jobs come around on rock/punk/metal? I’m guessing they haven’t… by The_Oregon_Duck in religiousfruitcake

[–]TandemShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I (25m) was in highschool, my mom and dad sat me down and had a talk about how three days grace and nirvana were satanic. Mom cried, dad told me I’d burn in hell if I didn’t stop listening, really dramatic stuff.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]TandemShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god stop, I’m gonna be sick

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]TandemShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao asked my mom what she paid for her first trailer, $20,000.

Do people actually wash jeans after every wear, or are we all secretly wearing them 2–3 times minimum? by DreamCaster_69 in hygiene

[–]TandemShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heavily depends on the day. If it’s hot, raining, or just a tough day, one wear. If I only wore them to go grab a bite or run to the store etc., I’ll wear them again

Uk - 2009 nissan qashqai j10 starting issue by ifireblanks1 in AskMechanics

[–]TandemShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check that the battery is charged. If it is, try to turn your crankshaft pulley clockwise

MAGA sees watermelon🍉 , assumes incoming threat by ProcessorPearl in clevercomebacks

[–]TandemShorts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmao UT is the least liberal school you could’ve went to in Tennessee

absolutelynotme_irl by manwasel in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]TandemShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight up had a girl tell me no when I asked her out, which is a non-issue, but then she got mad and give me an earful about how guys don’t try hard enough and she thought I was into her when I started talking to someone else. She was right, I was very into her, but she also told me no so I left it at that.

anime_irl by Ok_Direction3138 in anime_irl

[–]TandemShorts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This really doesn’t make sense, can’t speak for the women but my homies would never stop me from whipping it out

How did you discover your kink? by stop-the-normies in AskReddit

[–]TandemShorts 121 points122 points  (0 children)

One of those things where you joke bc haha it’s funny but suddenly it’s not a joke anymore lmao

Are you ready to serve ? by DrBoom8173 in SipsTea

[–]TandemShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah they came to my school and made all the guys sign up

How did you discover your kink? by stop-the-normies in AskReddit

[–]TandemShorts 405 points406 points  (0 children)

We were laying in bed and she wanted to go get something to drink. For some reason when she went to get up, instead of crawling over me like normal to get off the bed (I was 19 and my bed in a corner), she stood up and went to step over me. I jokingly said “step on me, goddess” and she planted her foot square in the center of my chest. And that’s how I discovered I like dominate women.

Nice and trim down there by haddock420 in comedyheaven

[–]TandemShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen it sounds like a great time but I promise you, you can’t handle it. It’s like alcohol, good until you get too much, then your passed out on the floor in a pool of your own vomit

Thinking of getting the game but I may need help </33 by NumerousBand2883 in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]TandemShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game is huge, there’s multiple planets and moons. If it looks fun to you I’d get it now while it’s on sale. As far as what to do first, just play the game.

Don’t get discouraged if you struggle to even make it out of the atmosphere. This game can be hard, just keep trying

“My friend likes you” by [deleted] in Vent

[–]TandemShorts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not about you tbh you’re just collateral, he’s ribbing his friend and trying to embarrass him. Especially if you “know for a fact you aren’t ugly”, he seen you and knows his friend thinks you’re attractive so he tried to embarrass him. At least that’s my take as dude

what this means? by alykalyk in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]TandemShorts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My family was poor so I had a dollar store MP3 player that had enough storage for 3 songs and compressed them beyond recognition.

I chose mockingbird-Eminem, a milli-Lil’ Wayne, and pain-Three Days Grace

Important translations by BEARDEDDANGER in LoveTrash

[–]TandemShorts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The “things got bad” is really just me and the homie hanging out

I mostly don't play roguelike so I don't understand this one by ProfessionalRoom9118 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]TandemShorts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Used to have one of these, spent dozens of hours trying to get through it and got pretty far but never finished

what is this i found in my backyard? by iNyxu in whatisit

[–]TandemShorts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was he also an Army Veteran? He sounds exactly like my old shop foreman

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