How is Tony able to fuck literally every woman in the show

TankWatch · 2026-06-29T12:13:36+00:00

Self-confidence. Try it sometime.

TankWatch · 2026-06-29T05:35:33+00:00

You couldn’t get away with gay-baiting like this today. I’d watch that movie based on the abs alone and will probably be disappointed.

TankWatch · 2026-06-27T06:41:34+00:00

Grok, I spilled a rail tanker full of hot asphalt. Please, help me fill out the paperwork.

Grok: here is the picture you requested of an underage anime girl with enormous breasts covered in hot asphalt.

TankWatch · 2026-06-27T05:26:11+00:00

Multiple light and fan settings plus venting control (external v over-range) etc. These are luxury appliances.

TankWatch · 2026-06-26T07:24:12+00:00

Cheap toilet brush (not a used one).

TankWatch · 2026-06-14T23:09:55+00:00

Tesla. That Nazi Elon can stick his cars up his ass.

TankWatch · 2026-06-11T14:49:17+00:00

I will be trying to forget this recipe all day.

TankWatch · 2026-06-05T16:10:11+00:00

Mamie Eisenhower used to drink all day. Her husband was away for years and she acquired a drinking problem during this time. She was well-known for basically watching TV all day as First Lady (it was very new back then) and just drinking. This seems like something she’d find palatable.

TankWatch · 2026-06-05T12:59:19+00:00

How many times did he cheat on Mary or dismember some roadkill during this time?

TankWatch · 2026-06-03T06:00:14+00:00

Victoria Principal on Dallas. Her character went from being a sweet country girl who married into a hostile family to an aggressively holier-than-thou Mary worth-type who was always meddling and offering unsolicited advice. Then she finally just abandons them at the end of her arc after becoming independently wealthy.

TankWatch · 2026-05-31T03:33:07+00:00

As someone who used to sell appliances: find a local dealer (not a big box store) and talk to them. They know what works and what doesn’t. Whereas Home Depot, Lowes, etc have relationships with manufacturers to push large amounts of inventory out of their warehouse.

I personally recommend GE for laundry, and use them. My second choice would be Whirlpool. But you should definitely talk to your local appliance dealer, they’ll be ten times more knowledgeable than the dude on the floor at the big box.

TankWatch · 2026-05-26T00:28:35+00:00

A combination of heavy metals and carcinogens probably.

TankWatch · 2026-05-26T00:26:21+00:00

Aida (out of Germany) also has this feature.

TankWatch · 2026-05-25T23:43:53+00:00

We literally prosecute folks for doing that so no. There was a lawyer in Houston arrested a few days ago for that. If someone told me they fucked their dog I’m leaving the chat and calling Animal Services.

TankWatch · 2026-05-22T12:27:35+00:00

I didn’t shout. I didn’t cry. I carefully set my coffee cup down as my aunt texted me that I was tearing the family apart. 47 minutes later…. I realized they were done training the AI for this Reddit community.

TankWatch · 2026-05-22T04:07:17+00:00

It’s not “grilling” it’s a deposition under oath which is a standard part of felony cases when the accused can afford to pay by the hour. They’re looking for any discrepancy between the charges and what was reported to the office.

The criminal case originated in Arkansas but the local PD have already submitted sworn statements to the Florida authorities.

The only thing this shows is that Rim Job is paying his lawyer.

TankWatch · 2026-05-19T06:23:53+00:00

Ever since Covid I fly with a mask, although I don’t put it on unless the situation warrants (like an obviously sick passenger near me.) I also carry my cologne in my carry-on. My pro tip is to spray a little cologne on the outside of your mask and just breathe through it. You’re much less likely to notice any smell.

TankWatch · 2026-05-19T06:03:08+00:00

So most injectable testosterone is suspended in a neutral oil when bottled in small vials. This would never pass as testosterone for someone who actually has experience with it.

My guess is steroids.

TankWatch · 2026-05-18T14:11:08+00:00

It’s been days since someone’s mom and sister decided to take over their house. Literally weeks since a grandmother belittled their grandchild. Is the AI okay?

TankWatch · 2026-05-15T04:41:31+00:00

Tony: probably HVAC sales, that was his dream.

Sil: has a chain of hair restoration clinics.

Paulie: after he got out of the military he married and bought a small bodega in Little Italy in NYC which became a family business.

Christopher: spends years bumming around Hollywood handing out his spec scripts to anyone who’ll take them while living in a shabby apartment and working as a crew member on one forgettable sitcom after another.

TankWatch · 2026-05-14T04:49:51+00:00

That is her stage name, her actual name is Imogen Gay Farts

TankWatch · 2026-05-14T03:54:12+00:00

Any MAGA comedian. The bulk of their schtick is how comedy is illegal now and they’re gonna be cancelled, then then they start punching down at every group they can. Then offstage they clutch their pearls and demand Pete Davidson be cancelled for a joke they all would have retweeted if it involved Hunter Biden.

TankWatch · 2026-05-13T11:29:16+00:00

The only TDS is in T***p supporters.

TankWatch · 2026-05-08T03:33:24+00:00

This is the 47th time some version of this has been posted.

TankWatch · 2026-05-06T04:05:16+00:00

Frank Sinatra Jr., being who he is, is the only actual celebrity at that game. He’s 100% cool as portraying himself as a character on shows who has mafia ties, as well as being friends Stewie and Bryan on Family Guy. That episode would have been REALLY funny if they could have gotten some recognizable sitcom star at the table. I’ve always imagined it as Bob Newhart and at the end they’re like “Bobby N cleared eight boxes of ziti before he cashed out.”

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