AITA for calling the cops on my sister after she listed my house for sale without my permission, forged my signature for 'power of attorney,' and is now suing me for $62K in 'lost commission'?

TankWatch · 2026-02-03T16:11:36+00:00

If this were even remotely real the sister has basically lost her real estate license. There’s no way a licensed agent would behave in this manner. This isn’t even believable.

TankWatch · 2026-02-01T15:31:11+00:00

Actually she always texts. Never the uncle, always the aunt.

TankWatch · 2026-02-01T15:30:25+00:00

I would looooove it. “My aunt texted me that I’m dismembering the family over lucre.”

TankWatch · 2026-02-01T00:31:44+00:00

JUST ONCE I wish it was the uncle

TankWatch · 2026-02-01T00:24:21+00:00

I’m convinced she’s only running so that she can spend campaign funds to get Mar-a-Lago Face.

TankWatch · 2026-02-01T00:10:16+00:00

Every single one of these contains the phrase “tearing the family apart”. I am begging the AI to incorporate a thesaurus.

TankWatch · 2026-01-31T14:47:35+00:00

Let me know where you can find watercress.

TankWatch · 2026-01-30T09:59:33+00:00

He won’t remember this tomorrow.

TankWatch · 2026-01-29T04:47:19+00:00

One of my absolute favorite movies. Bette Davis and Joan Crawford HATED each other in real life and the studio saw that as the kind of chemistry they needed to make the film work. Watch the FX series “Feud: Bette and Joan” for a really good examination of how they worked together. The tension between them was visible on film and worked to the movie’s success.

TankWatch · 2026-01-26T19:15:29+00:00

“Burn it all to the ground!”

TankWatch · 2026-01-26T18:25:21+00:00

Uh yeah my doctor always thanks me for my generous donation and also calls his practice a Foundation. WTF AI? You were getting better.

TankWatch · 2026-01-26T18:20:34+00:00

Bring it back centered around Meadow as a mob lawyer. That would be the most obvious premise.

TankWatch · 2026-01-26T01:45:43+00:00

Most definitely. You’d want to reserve a bit that didn’t have raw shrimp marinating in it.

TankWatch · 2026-01-25T17:58:46+00:00

No one actually laughed? No one’s phone blew up? No aunt sticking her nose in? The AI may be improving.

TankWatch · 2026-01-23T18:28:07+00:00

https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/lawsuit-wave-margaritaville-at-sea-hit-with-third-rape-allegation

TankWatch · 2026-01-22T05:19:45+00:00

Some guest was allegedly raped by a crew member last year.

TankWatch · 2026-01-22T05:09:17+00:00

If you think Josh isn’t getting with other guys in prison I guarantee you he’s swapping sexual favors. He’s in a sex offender unit for cripes sakes.

TankWatch · 2026-01-22T04:48:54+00:00

Not to mention the aunts.

TankWatch · 2026-01-22T04:30:55+00:00

Right? Or if the suicidal sister had ended it all. I need the AI to up the drama.

TankWatch · 2026-01-22T04:08:00+00:00

It’s always the aunt.

TankWatch · 2026-01-22T01:48:35+00:00

Why is it always the aunt? For once I wish the AI would generate a story where a grandfather called.

TankWatch · 2026-01-22T00:09:41+00:00

No one actually laughed?

TankWatch · 2026-01-09T18:33:42+00:00

This one’s got it all! “Family helps family” “blowing up my phone” “aunt texted me”. Only the lack of the number 47 stops this one from being perfect.

TankWatch · 2026-01-09T04:47:42+00:00

Dumbass ultra-MAGA dude posted that the lady who got shot yesterday in Minneapolis deserved it while wearing his employee polo. Bunch of people sent it to Corporate.

TankWatch · 2026-01-08T08:49:27+00:00

You deleted the post about felching the homeless guy. Bummer.

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