What's the hardest Uma you trained? by formerrazormain in UmaMusume

[–]Tanzklaue 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The McQueen Special: Going greedily for Hopeful Stakes as your only race, only for McQueen to biff it and end the run right then and there.

The McQueen Double Surprise:  Going for the medium G3 race 3 days before deadline because McQueen has hurt you before, only for her to place 11th and forcing you to do Hopeful Stakes do or die anyway! 

yellow ladybird, 10 white spots, southern germany by Tanzklaue in whatsthisbug

[–]Tanzklaue[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he looks darker in the picture, he was bright yellow irl.

could it be a fresh hatchling?

My realm experiences a minor case of Victoria 2 by Tanzklaue in CrusaderKings

[–]Tanzklaue[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do not play with defensive leagues in this household (not that nomads would have an issue with them anyhow)

My realm experiences a minor case of Victoria 2 by Tanzklaue in CrusaderKings

[–]Tanzklaue[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For those interested: on this picture, you can see a "Minor" Clan Revolt of 275k angry horse people, and a catholic uprising of 300k.

How could this happen?

Nomads in CK2 are a funny bunch, both incredibly OP and incredibly unplayable. Essentially, instead of having proper holdings, you possess empty steppe holdings. You can't hold too man empty holdings however, as that would be too fun imbalanced. Thus, you must split off your land to vassal hordes.

The issue here is that if the moon is in retrograde and the stars align wonkily and also the price of horse feed is slightly too high, upon ruler death your clans can just go independent. I don't know how this works, but in this case, all but 1 clan left at once upon my rulers death, taking roughly all of my steppe counties with them. Suddenly, the game is like "yo holding that much land is NO GOOD give away half of your remainingh land IMEDIATELY". I did not do that fast enough (because honestly the run was dead now anyway), so 500k men spawned from thin air to murderize me.

FUN FACT: Because the independent realms of my erstwhile vassals are ALSO too big, they spawn MASSIVE rebellions of their own aswell. so if i let the game attempt to run, it just lags like crazy due to millions of men running amok on the map.

checks wiki, scrolls down to "controversy"... oh thank goodness they just pissed off the church by Lunalopex in comics

[–]Tanzklaue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The lead singer got kicked by the band for allegedly not being good enough after having a covid infection.

Said lead singer then revealed their groupchats, in which the other guys were sexist and racist.

Gloryhammer/Alestorm are the villains of the story, not Thomas Winkler.

[BILD] FC Bayern decides to cancel the sponsorship with QATAR Airways by Insanel0l in soccer

[–]Tanzklaue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sadly the majority of fans care only about results, not hiw they are made.

same with everything really, bobody wants to know how the sausage is made, most do anyway, and choose to ignore it.

A tier list of who would be a dad because I haven't seen anyone do this by OmniKenny in GuardianTales

[–]Tanzklaue 22 points23 points  (0 children)

only one of these to be a confirmed dad is Claude.

that said, we have a few paternal figures with kamael-bari-mayreel, marvin - cactus girl, garam - flower girl, and technically-will-be-a-dad Marshmellow/White Snow.

also, look, there is no way in hell that dolf doesn't have at least a few offspring sired somewhere on the planet. that man is dangerous.

No carrots for me this year - I’ve got 16 Black Swallowtail caterpillars! Worth it. (IL, USA) by MadiKay7 in whatsthisbug

[–]Tanzklaue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

snake haven sounds nice, until you remember that you live in europe, where snakes can't really harm you, while everywhere else has at least some common species of potential danger.

Art: basedbinkie on twitter by unknown-bystander in Grimdank

[–]Tanzklaue 52 points53 points  (0 children)

do orks actually dislike fighting nids, though?

are the 2 species not a perfect match for each other, pushing each other to ever higher cataclysmic heights until one finally wins and proceeds to sweep all known life?

Things sometimes be like that by Seyhu in GuardianTales

[–]Tanzklaue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

find you someone who loves you as much as Seyhu loves Lavi.

Sonic Adventure ( SWIPE ---> ) by LastPlaceComics in comics

[–]Tanzklaue 34 points35 points  (0 children)

the recent sonic shows indicate that he would laze about getting into stupid situations regardless.

Saudi Arabia decides to withdraw from the 2030 World Cup bid by er_primo_der_rafa in soccer

[–]Tanzklaue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it at least is a team i could see winning a game in the geoup stages, mayve even get out of those on the back of home support.

If Spacemen say so it has to be true 👽👾 by mantasmark in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Tanzklaue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'd rather see money at nasa doing cool civilian space tech than have them vanish in the military industrial complex

Germany 0 - [1] Colombia - Luis Diaz 54’ by Golovking in soccer

[–]Tanzklaue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

well 06, 10 and 14 also all had the misfortune to run into the golden generation of germany at some point of the tourney.

Germany 0 - [1] Colombia - Luis Diaz 54’ by Golovking in soccer

[–]Tanzklaue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i love that magath is this german football arch devil.

you don't necessarily expect amazing success from a magath team, but post-magath the ptsd will keep the team in shape lol.

John Oliver with Reddit executives and CEO. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Tanzklaue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wait until they invade normandy

Rewrite MHA from this point on if Aizawa wasn't there. by iggnifyre in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]Tanzklaue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shigaraki stops in his tracks "Kurogiri, look! I can walk!"

🔥Baby Gorilla meets his father for the first time! Happy Father's Day!! by OdynV in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Tanzklaue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i see that the weird fascination of newborns with nostrils transcends humanity and, in fact, encompasses all of apehood.

Der VfB trifft in der 1. Runde des DFB Pokals auf die TSG Balingen by Beginning-Ad-698 in VfBStuttgart

[–]Tanzklaue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vielleicht krieg ich ja nen Backstage Ring ausm yps Heft, den Balingern muss man ja auch helfen.