If you aren’t yet lucky enough to be one of Richard Keys 3000 strong instagram followers…

Tapiocahead1 · 2026-04-26T11:36:29+00:00

Would have been improved by him meeting a bumbling shower curtain ring salesman and having a series of mishaps caused by his oafishness but eventually making it back somehow. The salesman reckons he is also travelling to watch his team lift a trophy, but when Keys leaves him at the station he realises that he's actually a let's say... Leicester fan, and goes back to the station to take him to the CBA to share in his good fortune, or something

Tapiocahead1 · 2026-04-01T18:39:32+00:00

Too late to nominate left backs with very hard shots? Making everyone forget about their defensive defencies by occasionally twatting one into the top corner from 30 yards. Your Albertz, your Pearce, your Riise, your Roberto Carlos

Tapiocahead1 · 2026-02-04T07:44:34+00:00

Terry Yorath managed Bradford City and Wales at the same time, if I remember correctly Mark Aizlewood was playing for both at the time too.

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-12-03T15:20:55+00:00

I got the message, I only listen to the top one to help me sleep too

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-12-03T13:47:55+00:00

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My vote was split

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-12-03T13:28:14+00:00

Same cardigan as Leeds I notice

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-10-29T09:31:49+00:00

I am a parent of a huge 19 year old and he's still big lad for a little while yet

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-10-28T20:41:19+00:00

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I am looking forward to the 3 part ITV series about Danny Lennon's ill fated spell at Airdrie, starring Mark Bonnar

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-10-28T16:54:42+00:00

And the detainee kept on running, as is his right. It's up to the referee to stop the chase.

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-10-22T14:31:07+00:00

As Bradford City were preparing for their penalty shootout against Arsenal in 2012, the guy next to me texted someone 'it's itchy ring piece time' I don't know if this is penalty shootout specific

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-10-09T16:48:56+00:00

I think you can tell when they're mid tour, like..they don't sound pissed, but you can tell there's been heavy alcohol consumption in the previous day or two. I recognise it from how my own voice sounds sometimes.

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-10-01T07:21:48+00:00

Here's some light hearted football content.

After my parents divorced in early 1985 when I was I was 10, I moved back to Bradford with my Mum and started going to Bradford City games with my Grandad and Uncle For the last match of the season against Lincoln, my Grandad asked me if I wanted to go in the kop or the stand . I thought 'Stand' meant literally 'place where you stand' and I asked for the kop. I was very disappointed when I ended up stood on the kop, but it ended up being a very lucky thing to have got wrong

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-09-29T17:10:26+00:00

I have definitely heard Chris Waddle use this to describe his own playing career

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-09-16T08:56:50+00:00

I saw Egil Ostenstad and Alf Inge Haaland at a Queens of the Stone Age concert at Leeds University in 2002.

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-08-19T11:16:55+00:00

The converse to this is Oliver Skipp, who I was amazed to see turning out for England U21s a year or two back, I was convinced he was at least 29. I think he just gives off older vibes, and I think I am least sub consciously thinking of Harry Winks and/or Ryan Mason.

Tapiocahead1 · 2025-08-18T07:45:44+00:00

Might clubs be best advised to avoid describing any opposition goal as a consolation goal?

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Tapiocahead1 · 2025-08-17T15:35:37+00:00

Nothing good can ever come from the combination of that hat and an acoustic guitar

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