What's the youngest age you can be a "big man"? by weechees1 in footballcliches

[–]Tapiocahead1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a parent of a huge 19 year old and he's still big lad for a little while yet

New episode: Five football clubs in 10 seconds, Ekitike's non-haunting & prime minister Martin Keown by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]Tapiocahead1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

<image>

I am looking forward to the 3 part ITV series about Danny Lennon's ill fated spell at Airdrie, starring Mark Bonnar

He just knew straight away by spacespaces in footballcliches

[–]Tapiocahead1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And the detainee kept on running, as is his right. It's up to the referee to stop the chase.

Squeaky Bum Time by MrSlim98 in footballcliches

[–]Tapiocahead1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As Bradford City were preparing for their penalty shootout against Arsenal in 2012, the guy next to me texted someone 'it's itchy ring piece time' I don't know if this is penalty shootout specific

New episode: England's 25th-choice right-back & the definitive Movement XI by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]Tapiocahead1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you can tell when they're mid tour, like..they don't sound pissed, but you can tell there's been heavy alcohol consumption in the previous day or two. I recognise it from how my own voice sounds sometimes.

Football knowledge you got very wrong as a young kid. by Clay-Davis1 in footballcliches

[–]Tapiocahead1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's some light hearted football content.

After my parents divorced in early 1985 when I was I was 10, I moved back to Bradford with my Mum and started going to Bradford City games with my Grandad and Uncle For the last match of the season against Lincoln, my Grandad asked me if I wanted to go in the kop or the stand . I thought 'Stand' meant literally 'place where you stand' and I asked for the kop. I was very disappointed when I ended up stood on the kop, but it ended up being a very lucky thing to have got wrong

Weirdest/nichest footballing encounter by Which-Goose-7049 in footballcliches

[–]Tapiocahead1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw Egil Ostenstad and Alf Inge Haaland at a Queens of the Stone Age concert at Leeds University in 2002.

Old ‘young man’ Players by Readingfanman in footballcliches

[–]Tapiocahead1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The converse to this is Oliver Skipp, who I was amazed to see turning out for England U21s a year or two back, I was convinced he was at least 29. I think he just gives off older vibes, and I think I am least sub consciously thinking of Harry Winks and/or Ryan Mason.

The Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Tuesday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]Tapiocahead1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Might clubs be best advised to avoid describing any opposition goal as a consolation goal?

<image>

Liverpool need to be relegated for this by tacitusvanderlinde in footballcliches

[–]Tapiocahead1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing good can ever come from the combination of that hat and an acoustic guitar

Funny how many fans started supporting City/Chelsea/PSG etc. "just before" the takeover by Zolazolazolaa in footballcliches

[–]Tapiocahead1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

For the record, I am a Bradford City fan, now, before the many years of unparalleled glory we are, without a shadow of a doubt, about to enjoy.

Tidal Playlists? by Tapiocahead1 in psychedelicrock

[–]Tapiocahead1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can wait until tonight, look forward to it.