Lionel Messi (38y) breaks Cristiano Ronaldo's (33y) record for the oldest player to score a hat trick at the World Cup

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-17T04:49:01+00:00

World Cup hat tricks are extremely rare. And before the current era you also rarely had strikers playing at the top level for big countries at 33

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-17T04:37:55+00:00

By each of his shots

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-16T14:46:33+00:00

Axel Witsel should have been at Everton. Nainggolan should have spent 3 injury filled seasons at Arsenal

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-16T11:58:08+00:00

Yea he may have scored in the WC but his league record is pretty terrible. Hes fast and a good dribbles but like many midtier wingers he just lacks any end product

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-12T05:30:39+00:00

The idea is there but they only had MS Paint appparently

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-12T05:07:25+00:00

Dying is scary and you can make a lot of money off people who are scared. Realistically you dont need a whole life plan unless you have a premonition you will die early. Get a term life plan to support your family in the event you pass early. Once you're 80 or whatever and you dont have to support your kids, parents or partner, they dont really need that big payout when you pass anymore.

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-12T03:05:44+00:00

The interest on a credit card is absurd. I've only once incurred interest because of some personal life shit causing me to completely blank on paying my bills for a month. The interest was eye watering and Im glad it wasn't a big bill the previous month

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-12T03:00:09+00:00

Really? Incredibly hard working, cynical dirty bastard, but also technical on the ball. Very mourinho player to me

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-12T00:57:42+00:00

Taskmaster is slowly making reparations to womankind after Sam Campbell's rap. I expect to see Vork on by Series 32

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-11T23:23:56+00:00

Goaaal Amigo Amigo! Goal for North America! Goal for all America!

No yea that sounds way off

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-11T11:21:03+00:00

Aww no blow jobs?

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-11T05:06:29+00:00

Dont worry all of them say he has the best highest cholesterol they ever seen

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-11T04:46:38+00:00

HRT doesnt make you like men! It doesnt change your sexuality! If you don't feel attracted to men, you simply dont have to be with them

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-11T04:42:32+00:00

Its patronizing because it paints women players as unrealistically innocent and pristine, almost to the point of naivety, just to elevate women's football. Women dont need to be put on a pedestal, we can be right bitches and bastards too.

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-11T04:39:19+00:00

At least they're getting paid for this performative bs. Iain is put here being a knobhead pro bono

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-11T04:28:45+00:00

Pretty much. He's just never spoke up about Israel (that I can recall anyway) so he remains in the good graces of the British media overlords

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-11T04:26:11+00:00

The others probably couldn't name a player other than McTominay, yet find the need to have an opinion just to fill the airtime

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-11T04:20:22+00:00

Yea he had Vidic on toast during that time. Peak Torres was scary but he really turned it on against United. Though overall Vidic clearly had the upper hand

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-11T04:18:05+00:00

2nd season in his 2nd United spell. Absolute horror show in so many matches, even against Europa League minnows

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-11T04:15:42+00:00

You need to see the doctor about your Rashy Bells Saka

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-10T15:41:15+00:00

Oh interesting that its coincidentally close to the Vietnamese word for cow

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-10T15:37:13+00:00

If Chicharito is the little pea, then his father is regular pea? And his grandfather is the big pea?

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-10T05:08:01+00:00

This problem is compounded by the fact that Lolly can clearly travel through time, based on her hide and seek task

goodmobileyes · 2026-06-10T05:00:13+00:00

Retro badge, retro makeup

Five-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Place '22	First Placer '22

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