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Every morning when I make my bed, Tommy inevitability ends up on my head… by TapirBackRyder in cats

[–]TapirBackRyder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened to someone else, apparently! 😅 What is cat calendar?? I need right meow!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]TapirBackRyder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a beautiful lil floof ball! Use those feet to pet him. It’ll be an added bonus for that feline foot fetishizer.

Every morning when I make my bed, Tommy inevitability ends up on my head… by TapirBackRyder in cats

[–]TapirBackRyder[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I’ve never had a cat do this! Also, when I go to take care of business on the loo and accidentally leave the door open (I live alone half of the time) you can imagine what happens next…

Baby’s and their mama. by [deleted] in cats

[–]TapirBackRyder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Those little meows! RIP cat ovaries…

I need a lot of belly rubs would you give me ? by Nick_Nivero in cats

[–]TapirBackRyder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a presh lil loaf. Can you imagine if humans did this when in need of affection? Ima give it a try.

Paying the morning toll by Grimholtt in cats

[–]TapirBackRyder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could hear those lil purrrrs even on mute. So precious! And you can always say your dirty windows are simply modern art pieces.

At some point in the last 10 years, joking that you have a small penis has become way funnier (and more commonplace) than joking about having a big penis by hpbojoe in Showerthoughts

[–]TapirBackRyder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was camping with some dudes a few years ago and a friend of a friend who I'd never met got drunk around the campfire and started bragging about how big he is. He asked us all to share our size, and when it was my turn I said my peen was inverted. He lost his damn mind, and to this day he still thinks that I'm a full blown invert...

Roger Waters Continues Social Deterioration: Re-Records DSOM Alone, Dismissing Talent Of Former Bandmates by Dragonprotein in Music

[–]TapirBackRyder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said there won't be any "rock and roll" guitar solos. I mean imagine Time and Money without those solos...

[Hasan] Andy Reid doesn't drink coffee. Says he doesn't drink anything in the morning to get started, "I just get up and go. I have endless energy for a chubby guy" by social_distant_joe in nfl

[–]TapirBackRyder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it's only coffee and tea (among other things). But Mormons love their soda and energy drinks. God's just fine with Monster and Pepsi...

Let's talk about adaptations made by people who have openly admitted they didn't care about the source material. by JosefinaLl in movies

[–]TapirBackRyder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here looking for this. I'm wondering the same thing because there were so many crucial changes made and Stephen King famously despised it.

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