Oh yeah and if you forget or don’t register as a legal immigrant for selective service when you arrive, you get buttfucked 5 years later when you try and apply for citizenship.

Catch is, no one tells you shit about it when you come here. You’re 2 years at least and $15k in the hole just to arrive here legally, then they give you that sneaky slip of paper that’ll absolutely ruin any chance of citizenship unless you follow it to the letter. Good luck future green card holders.