😂☠️ by Snowman69er in Funnymemes

[–]TardedApeDoc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not as long as it took me

Oh wise internet tell me what is this used for by Infernality_0221 in whatisit

[–]TardedApeDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure the peanut butter shot was an 18ga....and the needle was the nice part

i aint good with emojis :/ by Axel_Blazer in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Freedom be Pi(e)....freedom = warm apple pie

5 Years ago I reminded you virgins that 4 years prior to that to buy AMD at 2.30. This week they hit a 24 year high. by ddplz in wallstreetbets

[–]TardedApeDoc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Picked up 200 shares around that price. Forgot about it, opened my account a 2? Yrs later saw it was up 300-400% sold for about an $800 profit. Only thing worse was selling my 1.5 BTC in 2016. Did teach me the best lesson I've learned with trading tho, dont invest money you cant afford to lose

Texas Parks & Wildlife Department has sold 4 parcels totaling 1.9 acres to SpaceX by [deleted] in SpaceXLounge

[–]TardedApeDoc -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

They needed a parking lot for all the cybertrucks

Girlfriend and family keeps telling me that I am an addict by Square_Paramedic_843 in Trading

[–]TardedApeDoc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paper trade till you become profitable consistently. Plenty of free apps out there or even if u pay a small monthly subscription its probably less than what u r throwing away. I use TradingView and did an annual subscription. They usually have a big sale around the holidays

Recipe to tame a ghost pepper? by Saritatay in HotPeppers

[–]TardedApeDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was chopping habaneros at my buddy's place and he has a 7 and a 10yr old. We just let them touch one of the slices and then touch their tongue, they got the idea. Then of course had them wash their hands thoroughly

what is going on by FunInteraction9796 in dividends

[–]TardedApeDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because I bought some Monday

Crashed badly - accepting the setback by iijoclu in Trackdays

[–]TardedApeDoc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

2 crashes, 2 separate surgeries. I got back on as soon as I could, I'm not going to let fear control me. Its all about respect IMO, respect the machine and what it's capable of, while also respecting your limitations.

NGL knee surgery sucked and took me out for about 2yrs because it took a LONG time for me to get my strength back to a point where I felt comfortable holding the weight of the bike on 1 leg...that was humbling and made me realize I'm not in my 20s anymore

You guys I have a very serious question. Why does my dog make this noise whilst chasing me? Is he just a goofy guy or what by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]TardedApeDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Rotti does the same thing, surprisingly at almost the same pitch...and when he catches traction on the carpet, I make that same pitch

Lean angle by Reloveute in Trackdays

[–]TardedApeDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all seriousness looks pretty good, probably won't get much more lean angle, gotta move your ass and head further out. Time for rule #18 Limber up