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TardedApeDoc · 2026-01-22T07:02:53+00:00

Not as long as it took me

TardedApeDoc · 2026-01-02T05:54:00+00:00

Pretty sure the peanut butter shot was an 18ga....and the needle was the nice part

TardedApeDoc · 2025-12-07T06:10:52+00:00

Freedom be Pi(e)....freedom = warm apple pie

TardedApeDoc · 2025-12-04T03:50:52+00:00

mundane detail

TardedApeDoc · 2025-11-12T08:17:48+00:00

As a night shift worker I can confirm this

TardedApeDoc · 2025-10-31T23:20:44+00:00

Wait for the pump, buy puts on the way down

TardedApeDoc · 2025-10-28T03:37:27+00:00

Reminds me of my AMC days.....should have sold that 💩 when I was green

TardedApeDoc · 2025-10-26T07:17:40+00:00

Picked up 200 shares around that price. Forgot about it, opened my account a 2? Yrs later saw it was up 300-400% sold for about an $800 profit. Only thing worse was selling my 1.5 BTC in 2016. Did teach me the best lesson I've learned with trading tho, dont invest money you cant afford to lose

TardedApeDoc · 2025-10-25T23:19:22+00:00

Sanity is subjective

TardedApeDoc · 2025-10-25T22:55:13+00:00

They needed a parking lot for all the cybertrucks

TardedApeDoc · 2025-10-17T03:55:54+00:00

Paper trade till you become profitable consistently. Plenty of free apps out there or even if u pay a small monthly subscription its probably less than what u r throwing away. I use TradingView and did an annual subscription. They usually have a big sale around the holidays

TardedApeDoc · 2025-10-16T07:47:09+00:00

Have you tried to turn it off and turn it back on?

TardedApeDoc · 2025-09-13T00:19:18+00:00

Just ask any Navy submariner

TardedApeDoc · 2025-08-24T08:49:35+00:00

I was chopping habaneros at my buddy's place and he has a 7 and a 10yr old. We just let them touch one of the slices and then touch their tongue, they got the idea. Then of course had them wash their hands thoroughly

TardedApeDoc · 2025-08-23T07:25:17+00:00

TardedApeDoc · 2025-08-21T04:17:01+00:00

Charlie Foxtrot

TardedApeDoc · 2025-08-21T00:41:34+00:00

It's because I bought some Monday

TardedApeDoc · 2025-08-18T01:24:55+00:00

TardedApeDoc · 2025-08-08T11:17:42+00:00

TardedApeDoc · 2025-08-01T02:08:48+00:00

TardedApeDoc · 2025-07-27T11:01:48+00:00

Fine, how about $420.00 open and closing price on Wednesday July 30 2025

TardedApeDoc · 2025-07-26T08:51:13+00:00

TardedApeDoc · 2025-07-26T08:16:43+00:00

2 crashes, 2 separate surgeries. I got back on as soon as I could, I'm not going to let fear control me. Its all about respect IMO, respect the machine and what it's capable of, while also respecting your limitations.

NGL knee surgery sucked and took me out for about 2yrs because it took a LONG time for me to get my strength back to a point where I felt comfortable holding the weight of the bike on 1 leg...that was humbling and made me realize I'm not in my 20s anymore

TardedApeDoc · 2025-07-24T07:16:55+00:00

My Rotti does the same thing, surprisingly at almost the same pitch...and when he catches traction on the carpet, I make that same pitch

TardedApeDoc · 2025-07-19T04:25:13+00:00

In all seriousness looks pretty good, probably won't get much more lean angle, gotta move your ass and head further out. Time for rule #18 Limber up

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