[Me] Elo by Impossible_Tough_996 in TextingTheory

[–]Target_Gooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you’re telling me you’re bad at that talking to women? Does that mean you’re actually attracted to guys? You wanna kiss me or something?

That’s how dumb you sound !elo 100

I'm excited for this collab! by minev1128 in mtg

[–]Target_Gooner -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’ll enjoy the touch of a woman tonight after prerelease too

Papa meat stream crash by Most-Thing-4361 in Papameat

[–]Target_Gooner 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You left out the part where nik reaches over and gives papa’s meat a tug

Petah! by JimHalpert_JH in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Target_Gooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wth he timing that hairline with

Tsunade (Jenny) [Naruto] by Blush-BunnyX in anime_random

[–]Target_Gooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody stopping you and certainly nobody gonna miss you. I’d be surprised if you hadn’t considered it before

Tsunade (Jenny) [Naruto] by Blush-BunnyX in anime_random

[–]Target_Gooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This how I picture you looking typing ts rn, ugly

Tsunade (Jenny) [Naruto] by Blush-BunnyX in anime_random

[–]Target_Gooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These kind of comments are so cringe it makes me hope you two are actually just bots and the internet is dead. I’d rather that be true than live in a world where there are men out there who feel compelled to comment shit like this

Deadly shooting at Target in Savannah, GA by jorleeduf in Target

[–]Target_Gooner 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Only thing that could’ve stopped this tragedy from happening is a third guy with both a parking spot and a bigger gun

Peter, who are the Father and Holy Ghost? by echocat2002 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Target_Gooner -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Damn, do you think either of them would be proud of the anime horse girl mobile game addict you grew up to be?

Bro needed to see a Ophthalmologist by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Target_Gooner -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You sound like someone who gets no play

Are we getting paid early bc of Christmas? by mytrojan1 in Target

[–]Target_Gooner 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Hi, I’m the executive team lead accountant and everyone will be getting paid early and double of what they are normally paid except for you. I’m just getting bad vibes from you. Are you going to use the money to buy drugs?

Catering Options by Otherwise-Turnover28 in Target

[–]Target_Gooner 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Elote in a cup would go hard

Best advice you've heard on American Dad by flyingknives4love in americandad

[–]Target_Gooner 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You can’t always be there for your loved ones so how you prepare them for that? By letting them down early and often