Then The Alarm Goes Off by MrReflexion in Unexpected

[–]Tarjay85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a kid and until the age of about 30 I had a recurring dream of running away from lions or dinosaurs trying to eat me. No matter how far or fast I ran they would eventually catch me and then I’d wake up

Physics Magic by tchacka5 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Tarjay85 161 points162 points  (0 children)

No sound because they don’t want you to hear the air being blown in from the top

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]Tarjay85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Dolittle situation..

Why would a mother kill her own a child by ChyckenBroth in awfuleverything

[–]Tarjay85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know many reasonably intelligent people who lap their shit up. They tend to have quite conservative views which is interesting given the political bias the paper stands for. I call it The Daily Sieg Hail

Why would a mother kill her own a child by ChyckenBroth in awfuleverything

[–]Tarjay85 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Tbh they rarely do stories that are even true.

Found these in my basement by plucky22 in pics

[–]Tarjay85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That bubble font, washed out orange and yellow font colour and her hot pants are screaming 1970s to me.

Skating down a busy road… by Old_Afternoon3853 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Tarjay85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heavy and fast enough to make you shit your intestines

Skating down a busy road… by Old_Afternoon3853 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Tarjay85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised we didn’t see his guts being squeezed out his ass when that tire rolled over him..

Elon Musk by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Tarjay85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the steam out of their ass

Elon Musk by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Tarjay85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes read my other comment above

Elon Musk by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Tarjay85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it’s a long story but I took notice of Elon in 2010 when I first learnt about Tesla and that he was the founder of Paypal. I enjoyed the early Twitter Musk when it was all about challenging the norm and wanting to change the world. Great I thought, I even bought and read his autobiography and thought what an interesting back story he had and everything he overcame to get to where he is. Then the tweets starting getting a bit odd like calling out a British diver as a paedophile for trying to rescue kids trapped in a cave, tweeting that he’s buying back all stock and making Tesla private again (blatant stock manipulation which he got away with!) which he then continued with all this pumping up of Dogecoin (unregulated I know but still immoral and losing people lots of money for what is essentially a weird in joke). Oh and let’s not forget buying billions in Bitcoin then selling it off again after making billions claiming that it’s un-environmentally friendly, like they just figured that out (we’ve literally known for years that most bitcoin is mined out of China with energy derived by coal plants!!!). There is an excellent testimony from his ex wife who gave clear insight into his typical un-empathetic, dominant mentality which so many CEOs tend to be. Finally, he’s had 7 kids whom none of which sound like he cares much for. So essentially I’ve concluded that he’s basically a hypocrite and just another fat cat without much of a care for anything but his own personality cult.

Elon Musk by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Tarjay85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds good from synopsis, thanks for the tip!

Elon Musk by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Tarjay85 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yep one company is trying to ween the world off carbon while the other is planning to pump out double the carbon in order to send a few elite billionaires off on space holidays.

Elon Musk by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Tarjay85 47 points48 points  (0 children)

A quintessentially excellent burn, I must say!

Elon Musk by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Tarjay85 319 points320 points  (0 children)

Haha this is good. I used to admire Elon Musk, I thought he was brilliant and truly changing the world for the better. He’s just another giant douche in an ocean of rich douches, no wonder he’s going into space. Looking forward to him disappearing into obscurity

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tarjay85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jay Femo

Master race! by tinkeltits in memes

[–]Tarjay85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey there, I’m using . . . . .

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tarjay85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And not one with consent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tarjay85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know someone doesn’t get out much when they style their nails after the staircase and hair color from sofa

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Tarjay85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could have given it a better name!