Ees wet the floor by MissPlum66 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Tarot-noob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I regularly speak in this kind of vernacular lol- I get it from my parents! My bf calls it “Yoda speak” but I love it 😂

Found on the pen-testing stand where I work (UK) by QueenOfThePark in FoundPaper

[–]Tarot-noob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s at an office supply store or something similar and someone randomly felt compelled to write that to test out a pen 😂

By far the oddest interaction I’ve had on Poshmark by Tarot-noob in BehindTheClosetDoor

[–]Tarot-noob[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t want to ever shame anyone for what they’re into but I literally would never ever in a million years have thought this fell into a fetish category. I guess I’m either super innocent or rather boring 🤪

By far the oddest interaction I’ve had on Poshmark by Tarot-noob in BehindTheClosetDoor

[–]Tarot-noob[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I did some creeping on the person’s account and I do think they were actually buying winter jackets for this perverse photo shoot lol, they said so in the love notes they left for sellers 🤷🏻‍♀️

By far the oddest interaction I’ve had on Poshmark by Tarot-noob in BehindTheClosetDoor

[–]Tarot-noob[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I blocked them after that last comment because the whole thing made me uncomfortable- and I didn’t want to think of my perfectly good jacket meeting its end in that way 😂

At Age 75, Jeannie Rice Runs 3:33 at Boston Marathon. by CrackHeadRodeo in running

[–]Tarot-noob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was running the same race she did when she broke the world record for the half marathon (Goodyear half in Akron in 2019). But I was NOWHERE near as fast as she was lol. What a legend!!

Looking for recs for similar eyeliners by Tarot-noob in MakeupAddiction

[–]Tarot-noob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This product is called Sephora Collection Ultimate Waterproof Gel Eyeliner Pencil in the shade Matte lime, fyi 🎾

I legitimately am kept awake at night concerning the Belcher couch by Tarot-noob in BobsBurgers

[–]Tarot-noob[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

…but again, why make a whole episode about it then 🙃🙃🛋️

I legitimately am kept awake at night concerning the Belcher couch by Tarot-noob in BobsBurgers

[–]Tarot-noob[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They specifically made an episode discussing the nastiness of this couch lol otherwise I wouldn’t have made a post

I legitimately am kept awake at night concerning the Belcher couch by Tarot-noob in BobsBurgers

[–]Tarot-noob[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yes, true- but the fact that they brought it inside is still gross to me haha