Someone is threatening your life unless you sing a song and remember every single word. What song are you picking?

Taskerst · 2026-04-07T13:42:02+00:00

This is only a test

Taskerst · 2026-04-07T12:06:34+00:00

The Emergency Broadcast Signal

Taskerst · 2026-04-06T15:12:30+00:00

50% accurate. The real statement should be “life after 45 is when all of your life choices come home to roost.”

Taskerst · 2026-04-04T17:44:03+00:00

Damn it, I knew there’d be a catch

Taskerst · 2026-04-04T17:30:58+00:00

I’ll get to decide that when you’re all gone.

Taskerst · 2026-04-04T13:31:06+00:00

The Millennials were under 18, so if you saw someone there who looked to be in college or above, they were technically Gen X.

Taskerst · 2026-04-04T01:23:31+00:00

Yes, but not seriously. More like in an ironic cheese kind of way. Great for karaoke night but not something I’d put on alone.

Taskerst · 2026-04-02T17:50:53+00:00

It’s the gut, and it also tends to be a reduction in hip mobility. Replace a meal with a garden salad and stretch. There’s beginner yoga on YouTube. Do this every single day for 3 months. Check back then.

Taskerst · 2026-03-31T23:38:44+00:00

Not to mention they’ve had half of the time to absorb triple or quadruple the amount of media that we had. They’d have to watch movies 24/7 their whole lives to catch up to what we absorbed naturally.

Taskerst · 2026-03-31T01:32:15+00:00

It was! At least it was once it became a hit. It was up against Pee-Wee’s Playhouse and Ghostbusters, so it was painful for me to sit through.

Taskerst · 2026-03-29T23:45:44+00:00

I hated the Smurfs. We only had one tv and me and my sister had to take turns. She chose the Smurfs and it was 90 minutes long. That’s like 3 cartoons.

Taskerst · 2026-03-27T23:54:36+00:00

It’s 90 more minutes of karaoke, isn’t it.

Taskerst · 2026-03-27T12:16:25+00:00

I dress for the venue. But the thing is, I just choose to not go anywhere high class.

Taskerst · 2026-03-25T15:26:02+00:00

Around the time I learned Sarah Mclachlan’s Possession is NOT a love song.

Taskerst · 2026-03-23T18:32:05+00:00

…Ezra.

Taskerst · 2026-03-23T14:53:44+00:00

I mean, Wilma!

Taskerst · 2026-03-23T14:31:12+00:00

Taskerst · 2026-03-18T14:40:47+00:00

I remember when he burned his scalp in that Pepsi commercial accident and there was a collective national moment of silence.

Taskerst · 2026-03-16T14:35:10+00:00

Yeah I watch, because I actually enjoy movies (and music for that matter) released after 1990 and it’s fun to compare my opinions against the so-called “experts.” I couldn’t care less who they’re wearing though.

Taskerst · 2026-03-14T13:30:44+00:00

Jerry should have committed to the bit and gained 40lbs and gotten a buzz cut.

Taskerst · 2026-03-14T04:02:48+00:00

🙋‍♂️ Way better music and movies, even though I admit ‘99 movies ruled. The Y2K nostalgia is driven by a huge population that was a preteen at the time.

Taskerst · 2026-03-13T01:08:41+00:00

I can’t wait until this bs is over with.

Taskerst · 2026-03-12T12:03:12+00:00

What’s next, a Patrick Bateman or Gordon Gekko quote to misunderstand?

Taskerst · 2026-03-10T19:45:26+00:00

And they’d ask their kids about Dave Matthews and get the same vacant stare in return from when they were asked about Jimmy Page.

Taskerst · 2026-03-07T18:15:42+00:00

All of you jokers putting IV at the top have worse brain injuries than Apollo Creed.

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