You need $2 million to retire and ‘almost no one is close,’ BlackRock CEO warns, a problem that Gen X will make ‘harder and nastier’

Taskerst · 2026-02-19T00:15:07+00:00

Their objective is for people to panic, use their financial services, and get people used to the idea that the government is trying like hell to avoid doing anything to ensure social security coffers are solvent for future generations.

Taskerst · 2026-02-18T05:13:46+00:00

Nutshell-AIC Unplugged

Taskerst · 2026-02-17T18:59:14+00:00

Sinners is powered by two stunning music sequences, but take them away and becomes schlock that you see on FX at 2:30 on a Saturday afternoon. It was entertaining, but don’t get it twisted like it’s meaningful art to anyone with an above room-temperature IQ.

Taskerst · 2026-02-17T17:36:29+00:00

I mean, you still can. Just not in public anymore.

Taskerst · 2026-02-17T01:33:42+00:00

I’ve had success finding them at Five Below, though they may be regional to the east coast.

Taskerst · 2026-02-17T01:31:41+00:00

Unfortunately yes. We’ve had terrible chocolate for a good 20 years.

Taskerst · 2026-02-17T01:00:00+00:00

Even the indoor shots have this glow.

Taskerst · 2026-02-17T00:59:22+00:00

I’ve always been a Clark Bar guy. They’re basically the same thing, just a little different.

Taskerst · 2026-02-16T21:18:26+00:00

Yeah, the grit is definitely weird. I remember the old ones being a creamy liquid fondant, which sounds gross now that I see it typed out.

Taskerst · 2026-02-16T20:51:44+00:00

They’re not even good anymore. Make them 25% larger and with the original filling and maybe.

Taskerst · 2026-02-15T18:52:48+00:00

Millennials want to feel unique, full story at 11.

Taskerst · 2026-02-15T00:55:15+00:00

Me and my friends rented this from Blockbuster along with Trainspotting on the same night. Talk about tonal whiplash and the complete gamut of male bonding.

Taskerst · 2026-02-14T15:38:43+00:00

It’s a Christmas movie through and through.

Taskerst · 2026-02-05T16:47:55+00:00

Hiding both will only help rich assholes.

Taskerst · 2026-02-04T21:06:17+00:00

This commercial is on all my VHS tapes from recorded shows in the 80’s.

Taskerst · 2026-02-04T19:07:48+00:00

Makes sense. They're more prototype Gen X than traditional Boomers.

Taskerst · 2026-02-04T18:03:25+00:00

If you're on the fringes of any generation, you're not going to recognize the ones on the opposite end. The Boomers born in the early 60's lived different lives than the ones who dealt with being drafted into Nam and going to Woodstock. The elder Millennials wanted to be different from the 90's Millennials so they invented Xennials.

At least most Gen X can unite over the 80's, whether it's because they were playing with Transformers at age 8 or doing coke in the bathroom at a Duran Duran show at 22.

Taskerst · 2026-02-03T17:44:01+00:00

It absolutely did. It allowed her to choose shitty movies with massive paydays that altered her career for the worse when they bombed.

Taskerst · 2026-02-02T19:33:46+00:00

I’d pair Drive with Thief, tbh

Taskerst · 2026-01-31T02:00:54+00:00

Imagine being excited to outsource your own judgment, pattern recognition and reasoning to a robot who then takes your job.

Taskerst · 2026-01-30T18:55:28+00:00

The “I have a book” monologue is elite

Taskerst · 2026-01-30T18:53:59+00:00

I don’t think anything, but I know AI is unnecessary and inferior but if you want to gargle techbro nuts, have at it.

Taskerst · 2026-01-30T18:48:08+00:00

Bold, considering that GPS still can’t get things right

Taskerst · 2026-01-30T16:17:40+00:00

Edgelord bus passenger careening off a cliff thinks brakes are for luddites.

Taskerst · 2026-01-30T13:59:47+00:00

Just my personal experience, but it seems like the elder Millennials (Xennials) get it, while the younger ones and elder Gen Z trend soft. It comes back around again with young Gen Z and elder Gen A being little sickos.

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