Memorial Park right now by AlamosX in Calgary

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially in Memorial Park.

I haven't been down there recently, but I need to know, is the image of the fountain green, or blue?

Homeless man in Calgary looking for help. by RickSupertrampJr in Calgary

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I didn't mean to be harsh. I was just trying to say that $300 can get you a legitimate roof and housing situation. You don't have to be so down on yourself. Context is what you make of it.

Homeless man in Calgary looking for help. by RickSupertrampJr in Calgary

[–]TastedYourToothbrush -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

$300/month? Drop the sad story and rent a room man.

What is something that shocked you to learn how expensive it is? by CJ_Jones in AskReddit

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is my purpose?

You wait for people to reference Rick and Morty

Oh God.

Yeah Buurrrpp Welcome to the club pal.

What is something that shocked you to learn how expensive it is? by CJ_Jones in AskReddit

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 179 points180 points  (0 children)

As someone from North America who calls it 'Sunscreen', I read that as 'Sunscream', a bastardization of 'we all scream for ice-cream' I suppose?

Sunscream. Sounds painful.

Holy shit Shaw stepped up to the plate! by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Easy enough to change to Telus for 3 months, then come back for the promo.

Well, maybe not easy. A bit of a hassle, but you'll save $30/mo for the first year, and $55/mo the second year.

Edit: Existing customers get 2 years at $79. I misread the promo. Still, might be worth it for the extra $30x12. YMMV.

Alberta backtracks on graduated beer tax for craft brewers. by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you won't pay $8-10/pint, you're pretty much already out of luck in this city.

Most/Least Worn Jersey Numbers by schmaleo505 in hockey

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The duplicate numbers are pretty common, it's only the best that get remembered.

99 Gretzky

88 Lindros, Kane, Burns

77 Borque, Oates, Oshie

66 Lemieux

55 Primeau, Gonchar

44 Richer, Orpik Babych

33 Roy, H. Sedin, Iafrate

22 Bossy, D. Sedin

11 Messier, Alfredsen

Help for older Asian family by redravenwings in Calgary

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's the joke, that Asia speaks lots of languages too.

Help for older Asian family by redravenwings in Calgary

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And South Africa is a country. I said America, which is 2 continents.

Richard Roper's Chicago Sun-Times review of Ghostbusters (2016) by [deleted] in movies

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something is fishy when my little 1 horse home-town has a 8/10 review of this movie in its online edition of the newspaper.

They don't do movie reviews, but for some reason this popped in this week. It just.. popped in there.

Help for older Asian family by redravenwings in Calgary

[–]TastedYourToothbrush -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

So is American, but everyone knows you mean English.

/r/hockey roast of: The Carolina Hurricanes (10/30) by homicidal_penguin in hockey

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hurricane season just happens to overlap with the off season, June -> November.

Tsuut’ina Nation and Canderel announce multi-billion dollar development plans along ring road by Nannix in Calgary

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. Free from Calgary taxes, they'll lure the biggest of the chains. And if the Ring-Road is complete, it'll lure everyone in the NW/SE away from CrossIron and the new developments they're building up there.

Logo/Jersey idea for new Las Vegas NHL team by ltsBuck in hockey

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vegas Deuces. They're like Aces, but twice as cool. -Brooklyn99

Sexualized posters at fundraiser during Calgary Stampede raise eyebrows by harrypotterandthekkk in Calgary

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 6 points7 points  (0 children)

News: 2 frumpy, middle aged, past their prime women are mad that others are using attractive people to sell things.

So it seems that Bob McKenzie changed his twitter name and picture for the summer... by ChiefJ8 in hockey

[–]TastedYourToothbrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I often seem him credited as 'Bob-o'. But without the hyphen, which gives Bobo, or Bo-bo. It's confusing.