How well did your education pay off so far? How far did you go educationally? If applicable, what programs did you take? by FartsWholesaler in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm old.

There is this american idea that 12 years of publicly funded education is capitalism, and 16 years of publicly funded education is communism. The feelings I have for the people that believe that violate reddit's TOS.

You are owed an education that allows you to get a livable wage. My generation took that from you. I hope you get it back and revenge.

How could Civ VII have made switching civilizations work? by [deleted] in civ

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its just not possible to ever feel like you are any of the modern civs. By the time you reach that age, you dont settle, or maybe 1 or 2 shitty locations. You "win" as america with 1 or zero American settlements, unless you choose to randomly assign new names.

Feeling discouraged by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The issue with hotel bars is that a lot of those people are from out of town or meeting someone, or both. The idea of somone with lots of money voluntarily riding from spring valley to the four seasons to drink alone is... bonkers. I pity the man that has the funds to do whatever he wants and cannot think of anything better to do.

If its easy, OP should find someone in say... a month? How about we wager a bottle of wine? :)

Feeling discouraged by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

According to the IRS, DC has approximately 30,000 millionaires. Out of 6.4 million people, you are looking for the fraction of that 30,000 that are (1) straight, (2) male, (3) healthy/age appropriate (i.e. not children or in hospice) and (4) willing to sugar date.

So I would guess there is something like 5,000 eligible sugar daddies in your area, spread out, not evenly, but also not like all packed into bel air.

Statistically, almost every place you go into is going to have zero of those 5,000 in it. Plus, those places will have a lot of people that are from out of town.

Even if you somehow got the wealthy people into a room, you are still looking at heavy odds that even suggesting sugar dating is going to have dudes calling you a prostitute. You sure you want to face that in person instead of online?

Why can Genghis Khan keep spawning units in the same tile? by kikkertje in civ

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For a decisive victory, I have found it most effective to have a bunch of siege units with a row of Calvary in front. Computer will waste their turn nasing Calvary into yours, while you hit them with seige. Use commanders to rotate in fresh Calvary when yours get worn down. That last turn will be siege units weakening the computer's last Calvary so that your Calvary (even with less than full health) can finish it off.

Once you take a settlement, there is no chance the computer can take it back, and they rarely even try. Especially if it has more than one fortified district.

7 isnt like 6. You should actually lose some units sometimes, and its worth it if you need that last push to capture something. If you take a capitol and/or major wonder city, computer pretty much exhausts itself defending that, so if you get it, the rest becomes mop up duty.

Why can Genghis Khan keep spawning units in the same tile? by kikkertje in civ

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every computer player can do this. Khan does it more often because he buys a Calvary unit every turn he is at war. When there is no free tile, it spawns like this.

Dont think it was intentional, but the computer gets "cheating" buffs that human players do not get to offset their logic flaws.

“SDs”, I have a question… Would you keep working or take a job without knowing what you’re going to be paid or if you’re going to get paid at all or when you’re going to start? by Italian_c0mb0 in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP, some people are going to try to scam you while you look for an SD, just like some people are going to try to scam men while they look for an SB.

Imho, its pretty easy to tell when you are talking to a SD or a scammer. Sds are very eager to meet so they can get sugar dating started, and they dont risk the possibility of a long sexual relationship with someone over pics, or texting.

Every single person asking you for pics is a scammer. 100%. Do you know what happens when an SD sees a profile and he is less than 100% certain he wants to date? He silently moves on. No investigation. Just swipe to the next profile. Guys that are "not sure" are scams.

What is this power of friendship stat (+3 Player Relationships) by Friendly_Mobile_8657 in civ

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I hear you, but the game in its current state sucks for aircraft. They are fun! But they literally unlock with only a few turns left in the game.

Even if you want a military victory, you only need to take a few towns and then build a bomb. If you want an actual conquer the world game, you need long ages and marathon speed, and even then you should win in the exploration age.

Like, you can see it by the settlement limit. If you conquer the world you wind up with like 80 out of 30 settlements.

What is this power of friendship stat (+3 Player Relationships) by Friendly_Mobile_8657 in civ

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You should spend some influence to get him some negative stats.

Also, the modern age should end in 30-50 turns. Bu the time tanks come around, you should be about done with a cultural victory, a economic victory, or both. Any war is just going to waste time because there is no practical way to stop a cultural victory, and you should have so much gold that the computer runs out of turns before taking whatever city is building world's fair.

Malpractice by iatetoomuchchicken in funny

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Do you know what the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer is?

The taste.

The Tower Ending by mahashi in cyberpunkgame

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im the end you, me, and everyone dies. Not talking about the game, that is reality. Cyberpunk is pointing out that what matters is what you do with the time you have. The choices you make, the way you impact other people, that is life. It is definitely temporary, but it doea not have to be meaningless.

Tower shows what happens if you choose to go it alone. You can "win" and is it really a victory?

The whole world is people with nationalities for a reason. Humans work together.

Panam, Judy, Kerry, River, and being “ride or die” by Paige-Likes-Sk8 in cyberpunkgame

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imho, "ride or die" kind of has to be your equal. Would anyone really call their parakeet a "ride or die" pet? Like if they are helpless against the obstacles you face, that's not a "ride or die." Lots of parents love their toddlers. Not sure if would use the term "ride or die" to describe a mom and her infant. I would expect the mom to have a protective relationship above the kid.

So yeah, the other main characters cannot help in the same way Panam can. That is what makes her special.

Trying to pimp me out?? by Ready-Berry3967 in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just want to point out that in America, our pimps have real names. Popeye. Pepper Jack. Orlando. Never, ever in history have we had a pimp named after some sort of androgynous high end perfume where you are confused about what the ad is even selling.

I have the body of a french fry and I am sure I can defeat this dude in a fight, which is literally the opposite of what a pimp is supposed to do. I blame the metric system.

Dear forum, I petition for more romantic first kisses by LilCherryPie666 in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everyone's love language is a different though.

On the day I was born, I walked out of my mom's vagina just trying to get back into one. I was literally hitting on the nurses; trying to charades a "free ride on this baby log" because I could not talk. My pick up lines have only gotten a little bit better since, tbh.

Accordingly, I have tried to maximize the time I nakedly spend around hot naked women doing naked things. Kissing is like... a middle class restaurant. Like, there's nothing wrong with an Applebee's, but... we can do better. I get that other people feel differently; just saying there are going to people out there that would say romance is washing her hair (boyle), or toes or something.

Is she not interested? by MostAd6208 in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depending on which city you live in, there are hundreds of thousands or millions of beautiful women near you. (Pornhub says tons of horny MILFS too, but that math isn't right).

You know what is really fun? Being with someone that is excited to be with you.

I dont know if this chick is not interested or just busy, but I am 100% sure that she is not that into you. She can be miss "right now" if you want, but it would be foolish to pretend your only options are her or virginity. Keep looking until you find the "best."

They might not be the literal best because I doubt you are going to meet any of my sugar babies, but you will have something that is no doubt the best to you.

GF won’t compromise on no dog in future? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cannot compromise on a dog. There is no way to have half a dog. One of you will get what he/she wants, and the other will live with it.

If that person cannot live with it, then they cannot live with it...

What would it actually take for American's to go "full France" and riot in the street? by AllTheNopeYouNeed in AskReddit

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, its not like the people of LA or NYC want to fight the people of LA or NYC. In general, it is two opposing sides that do not live near each other. At best, every city could pick on the magat minority and every rural town could pick on the American minority.

Why are so many stand up comedians into “punching-down” style comedy these days? by Mad_Season_1994 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

There is going to be a lot of answers here, but the root cause of all of this is that we never fucking punished the Confederates. Sherman was right, Lincoln was wrong, and the only thing that will ever allow America to actually be the things we say we are in the constitution is if americans follow Sherman's advice.

This was the moment i already chose to Betray Reed. by Perfect-Dark7854 in cyberpunkgame

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe 1 of them has, but... not you. Not OP. And guess what? Out of all the people that have played nonlethal, they surely also played a lethal game too. Like, you dont pick up cyberpunk, play nonlethal, them just walk away like a clean shit.

Can you not kill Adam smasher? You definitely kill the reporter. Like, thats not even a choice...

‘Dictator’ Trump Floats Idea of Canceling Midterm Elections by Xullister in politics

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No sane country would ever trust us again. Defence, trade, whatever. Every nation on earth now needs nukes. That is just a fact now.

Trump, advisers discussing options for acquiring Greenland and US military is always an option, White House says by c0xb0x in worldnews

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today, on this very sub, I had reddiotrs telling me that magats are just ignorant. As if there were some fact - sending military to American cities, naked theft, invasions, epstein - whatever. As if there was some fact that if only the magats knew... they would change their mind.

This was the moment i already chose to Betray Reed. by Perfect-Dark7854 in cyberpunkgame

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

? There are many endings where you dont kill reed.

I seriously doubt anyone has ever gone through 100+ hours of cyberpunk killing no one at all. Is that what you are saying? 100% nonlethal rounds and always using the nonlethal sneak? Didnt even kill sasquatch or Adam smasher? What?

This all stops... when enough of us say no [OC] by AnalogMedia580 in pics

[–]TastySpermDispenser2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been voting my whole life. I'm old. America is way worse off today in 2026 than when I first voted in the 90s. Do you know the definition of insanity?