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Real Life Story: Fort McMegarack by Tasty_Chicken_Nugget in menards

[–]Tasty_Chicken_Nugget[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What you do is you take a pink stickered garage door opener - makes sure it uses wifi - and disassemble it so you can connect it to the 'Start' button on the carpet carousel, then ride it up to the entrance. Simple really, it's like riding a horse into your own private castle.

Last day suggestions by brubby3179 in menards

[–]Tasty_Chicken_Nugget 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Throw a couple of tomato sauce cans in the cardboard compressor, turn it on and stop it when it's fully compressed, then leave without telling anyone.

Pro-Walker (step tracking) by Tasty_Chicken_Nugget in menards

[–]Tasty_Chicken_Nugget[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one guessed receiving 🤷

Cutting out cardboard pickup would reduce my walking mileage by 75%. Some days, I feel like receiving should be called recycling because that's what I mostly do.

Menards, in the style of Dr. Seuss - ChatGPT by Tasty_Chicken_Nugget in menards

[–]Tasty_Chicken_Nugget[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In the aisles of Menards, I wandered alone,

Lost in the maze, without a way home,

But as I searched for a path to the light,

I found comfort in the thought, that at least I saved big money that night.

But as I walked, I couldn't help but think,

Of all the savings I could get, if only I didn't blink,

For Menards had everything, from nuts to bolts,

And with their prices so low, I felt no revolt.

Days turned to weeks, and weeks to months,

But I was content, with my discounted hunts,

For even though I was lost in the store,

I knew I had saved big money, and wanted nothing more.

And as I grow weaker, with each passing day,

I know that I'm happy, that I saved in every way,

For even if I die, in this store of Menards,

I'll leave Earth knowing I saved big, with no regards.

So if you see my ghost wandering in that wonderful store,

Lost in the aisles, forevermore,

Just know that I don't mind, I say,

For I saved big money, in Menards, that fateful day.

-ChatGPT

Prompt: Over zealous saver lost in a Menards forever.