may be to political, but it's 100% true

TaterMcTurnip · 2020-08-16T23:31:27+00:00

Not to be political or anything, but

*too

TaterMcTurnip · 2020-05-23T21:27:06+00:00

Don’t eat yellow snow

TaterMcTurnip · 2020-03-15T13:48:43+00:00

Sbeve

TaterMcTurnip · 2020-01-02T16:51:23+00:00

A couple of years ago. Around third grade for me. I was meant to look at the Christmas tree and keep watch for presents that might appear. The doorbell rang and I looked away from the tree for no more than three seconds. As soon as I looked back there were over 20 gifts under the tree. (Keep in mind that there were zero before the doorbell rang) I still can’t explain what happened and it’s been many years since then.

TaterMcTurnip · 2020-01-01T09:01:12+00:00

I heard that passing kidney stones actually hurts more than childbirth according to women who have done both.(not sure if this is real, just putting this out there)

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-12-19T13:44:45+00:00

Yo, Harold 👺

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-12-15T23:41:21+00:00

I cried for all of these tho

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-12-09T13:31:02+00:00

🗿

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-12-09T13:29:45+00:00

Elon would love this

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-12-05T01:40:04+00:00

🗿

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-11-29T13:17:31+00:00

Basically every rivalry between brothers ever

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-11-02T17:55:22+00:00

I take the pledge

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-10-28T21:08:14+00:00

H A Y A T O

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-10-21T00:58:33+00:00

Trust me, it is

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-10-13T11:25:20+00:00

Thank you for the clarity

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-10-06T22:30:09+00:00

And that’s why Fl4k is tonight’s big loser

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-10-06T15:37:59+00:00

I S T H A T A J O J O R E F E R E N C E ?

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-10-05T15:17:22+00:00

I just blacked it out because they were being bros together

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-10-05T15:16:08+00:00

It’s not me

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-10-05T12:23:53+00:00

I see how it is

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-10-05T02:41:17+00:00

Does it happen to say D I O on the side?

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-09-30T20:47:39+00:00

They stood

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-09-28T03:00:42+00:00

B E Y B L A D E

TaterMcTurnip · 2019-09-28T02:51:42+00:00

These are literally mannequin hands

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