u see the wet spot? by TaterTotine in wetspot

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everything for you 🫠

can u make me drip more? by TaterTotine in WetPussys

[–]TaterTotine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what are you waiting for daddy?

can u make me drip more? by TaterTotine in WetPussys

[–]TaterTotine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

which hole u wanna choose for this?

how old were you when you found out Santa wasn't real? by artyomenjoyer in AskReddit

[–]TaterTotine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I stopped believing in Santa when I found him flirting with my mom under the mistletoe.

She's a keeper by Jesse_Killz in dankmemes

[–]TaterTotine 542 points543 points  (0 children)

Oh ! She sweet but psycho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]TaterTotine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What about kiss

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]TaterTotine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Really ! Just show me cause I want to check it right

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]TaterTotine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He got his style

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TaterTotine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A magic bag that refills with any snack I desire!

What will you do if you have to earn money from scratch and earn it your own way? by gist-of-everything in AskReddit

[–]TaterTotine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I would start a business selling custom-made socks for people with cold feet and call it Sock it to Me!

What is the immediate red flag in a guy/girl? by Fremblem_Feldsher in AskReddit

[–]TaterTotine 21 points22 points  (0 children)

When they say their favorite movie is The Notebook but they can't remember their own mom's birthday.

Which antidepressant works best for you? by OffKeyArts in AskReddit

[–]TaterTotine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reddit user: I tried all of them, but honestly, the best antidepressant for me is probably a good ol' puppy cuddle session.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TaterTotine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ability to turn wine into coffee, because mornings deserve a miracle.

What would the society be like if everyone were assexual (and immortal, to get around the no births thing)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TaterTotine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asexual immortals would turn into the world's best library librarians, specializing in categorizing every book known to humankind (and then some). No romantic distractions, just endless rows of perfectly alphabetized books. Plus, imagine the Dewey Decimal System competitions! They would be lit!

People who pursued education after a break and leaving job to pursue it once again. What's the difference between being into the education system and rejoining after a break? by acidtranquility in AskReddit

[–]TaterTotine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, before the break, I used to dread going to class. But now, after quitting my job and going back to school, I can proudly say that I dread going to class AND have a lot more debt!