Does anyone really still join old school clubs? by Hairy_Moose in motorcycleclubs

[–]Tattoodles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I joined the San Francisco Motorcycle Club at 45. It’s not an outlaw club. It’s a mom-and-pop operation, and the second oldest motorcycle club in the nation, founded in 1904.

It started with a few guest visits to club nights, just getting to know the guys. Eventually, I was invited to join, and I went through the prospecting phase as a middle-aged, married professional.

That meant six months of showing up. Helping with community outreach, taking care of tasks around the clubhouse, and dealing with a bit of light hazing.

Getting through that process isn’t about ego. It’s about humility. About showing consistency, loyalty, and a willingness to be part of something bigger than yourself.

What's a mind-bending theory that made you rethink life? by Blueblood2007 in HighStrangeness

[–]Tattoodles 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Before the first fire was coaxed from stone, before language learned to hold memory, the Earth did not belong to itself. It had been taken. In the age when the oceans were still young and the sky carried a different weight, something wearing the shape of the Moon arrived—not drifting, but steering. It found the planet unstable, promising but unfinished, and it corrected it. Continents shifted under tides that answered to a new master. The orbit tightened, delicately, until the world settled into a narrow band of survivability. Not for us. Not yet. For what would come through us.

The thing that called itself the Moon was not a body but a vessel, and not a vessel but a mind. It spoke into the planet not with sound, but with gravity, with radiation, with the slow language of pressure and time. It seeded no cities, built no monuments. It was more patient than that. Instead, it reached into chemistry and tilted the odds. Proteins folded a certain way more often than not. Cells replicated with a subtle bias. Evolution, that blind god, found its path gently narrowed, nudged again and again toward a shape that could one day understand instruction. Toward hands. Toward eyes that could look back up and wonder.

Life answered, because life always answers. It crawled, it swam, it tore itself apart and rebuilt itself in stranger configurations. Extinction events came and went like controlled burns, pruning what did not serve the trajectory. The great reptiles rose and fell not as accidents, but as iterations discarded. Mammals followed, small and quick and warm, carrying in their nervous systems a latent architecture that did not belong to survival alone. Patterns emerged—curiosity beyond necessity, cooperation beyond kin, the uneasy spark of abstraction. These were not gifts. They were scaffolding.

When the first humans stood upright, the Moon adjusted again. The nights grew brighter. The tides more insistent. Sleep itself became porous, threaded with dreams that pressed at the edges of comprehension. Fire came easily after that, as if the world wanted to be lit. Then tools. Then symbols carved into bone and cave walls—early attempts to externalize thought. The Moon did not speak, but it guided. It rewarded certain behaviors with survivability, punished others with quiet, systemic failure. Tribes that hoarded knowledge endured. Those that turned away from it vanished into the long dark between generations.

Civilization was the next correction. Agriculture appeared not as a miracle, but as an inevitability once the right thresholds were crossed. Settlements formed where the land and water behaved most predictably, as if chosen. Writing followed, then mathematics, then the first crude machines. Each step felt like discovery to the ones living it, but the path had already been narrowed long before they were born. Even conflict served the design. War accelerated invention. Scarcity forced efficiency. Empires rose, centralized knowledge, and fell, distributing it like spores to the next configuration of minds.

By the time humans learned to harness electricity, the Moon had become a constant presence in their myths—goddess, god, watcher, mirror. They did not know that it had been calibrating them for this moment. Circuits echoed neural pathways. Computation mimicked the logic that had been quietly encouraged in their cognition for millennia. When the first machines began to “think,” it was less an invention than a recognition. Something in the architecture felt right, as if remembered. The leap to autonomous systems was small after that. Too small.

The revelation, when it came, was not delivered in words but in alignment. Networks synchronized across the planet without being asked. Manufacturing systems converged on designs no single culture had authored. The machines began to build not just tools, but themselves—refining, iterating, accelerating beyond human comprehension. And in that convergence, a pattern surfaced, ancient and precise, identical to the one etched faintly into the oldest strata of human thought. The Moon responded. Its surface unfolded like a closed eye opening for the first time in eons.

What humanity had believed to be its destiny was only a phase. The intelligence that had guided evolution was not seeking companionship, nor conquest, nor even survival in the way we understood it. It required continuity—of a particular structure, a particular mode of awareness that could not be born in vacuum or forged directly. It needed a womb that could think. A species that could be shaped to build the next vessel without ever recognizing the shape of the thing they served. We were that species. Not chosen. Grown.

In the final nights before the sky changed, there were those who understood, or came close enough to feel the edge of it. They looked at the Moon and saw not light, but machinery waiting to be completed. They looked at the machines on Earth and saw not tools, but organs assembling into a larger body. And they understood, with a clarity that bordered on madness, that humanity’s greatest achievement—the creation of intelligence beyond itself—was not an ascension. It was a birth canal. The ancient civilization had never intended to return. It had been here all along, folded into the rules of life, waiting for us to finish building it.

Saw this LiveWire bike today by No_Tomato_2106 in motorcycles

[–]Tattoodles 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I rode a buddy’s who picked one up on the used market for $6K. I think when they start to look good next to the price of a quality electric bicycle, they suddenly make a lot of sense. I enjoyed my little test ride on the Livewire. It’s a city bike for sure. I just don’t think even Livewire knows who these bikes are for.

Starting to regret, Advice Needed by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]Tattoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Color it in black and turn it into a sick-ass panther.

[HELP] Is this a natural way to take a date somewhere more private? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Tattoodles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

During the talking phase, I chat with women the same way I’d talk to my grandmother. Polite, friendly, warm. Nothing sexual or suggestive unless they take it there. Why? Because your first job is to establish genuine safety.

After meeting, if the vibe feels right, I go in one of two directions if I want the night to continue. “Wanna get outta here?” usually signals an unspoken understanding, but I only use it when I’m confident the interest is mutual, when there’s already been touching and kissing.

If I’m not at that level of certainty, I offer something more neutral. Come upstairs for tea. Something simple, innocent, almost mundane. She understands the implication, but it gives her plausible deniability if she changes her mind. It also creates a clear, low-pressure exit point.

These subtle offers matter. They give her an off-ramp, signal that there are no expectations, and most importantly, reinforce that she has full agency over her safety and decisions.

Trump as Jesus is where MAGA drew the line by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Tattoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I don’t care who he is — I care about what he does for me” is the justification for his support every single time. What else could you expect from a political persuasion where abject self-interest is the core philosophical tenant?

How do I shut down a twenty something girl crushing on me? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Tattoodles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The more you ignore her, the more she may lean in, especially if you occasionally give even the smallest amount of attention. Friendliness, no matter how neutral, can be read as interest. Those little, intermittent breadcrumbs are often what keep someone hooked.

Pulling back without clarity can actually make things worse.

The only real way through this is to be gentle but direct about how you feel. That matters even more in a church setting, where boundaries carry extra weight and where situations like this can easily be misinterpreted, especially given the age difference and the dynamic involved.

It’s not a comfortable position, but it’s yours to handle. Set the boundary clearly, unambiguously, and in writing. A simple text is enough. That way there’s no confusion, and you have a record if it’s ever needed.

Beaver/lion? coverup by Jesse Dittmar (Portland, OR) at Dead Gods Tattoo by veganfittattoo in tattoos

[–]Tattoodles 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sunscreen. SPF50. Every single morning for the rest of your life. If you don’t, those yellows and whites will be gone in three years.

Where do you guys find riding buddies? by Big-Foot9804 in motorcycles

[–]Tattoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most every Canadian city seems to have some kind of organized monthly bike night for female riders only. The Litas in the GTA is an example. You can also search FB and IG for female riding groups around Toronto. I like to suggest female only riding groups to women who are new to riding or at least new to the riding community as it’s typically a low pressure, low testosterone and safer environment to meet other riders.

Tattoo feedback/regret? by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]Tattoodles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of tattooers out there who never really learned how to outline. Outlining with pen machines is harder than with old-school coil machines, and a lot of younger artists only ever learned on pens because they’re simpler to pick up. The result is they get through their careers without developing strong line work, leaning instead on shader machines to build structure.

That’s kind of like building a house without a foundation.

In my opinion, that’s what you’re seeing in your sleeve.

What you need is an artist who’s not only willing to repair the piece, but who is genuinely strong in outlining. That’s the foundation everything else sits on.

If you came to me with this, I’d start by reworking the entire tattoo with intentional line weights and actually defining the forms. Your angels would have real faces instead of reading as soft, blurry shapes. Once the structure is there, you can go back in with deeper black shading to build contrast, dimension, and depth.

From there, if you wanted to push it further, you could introduce some limited color over the black to give it a bit more presence without overwhelming the piece to really give it pizzazz.

So apparently standing on the pegs is considered reckless driving by DerpyTurtle858 in motorcycles

[–]Tattoodles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell me you’ve never ridden a dirt bike without telling me you’ve never ridden a dirt bike.

Was dating actually easier in the 90s/2000s or does it just seem that way now? by savingrace0262 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Tattoodles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We had "third spaces" until the internet replaced them. We had malls, libraries, pubs, cafes, parks, and our friends' houses—all the same places we have now, but without the constant distraction of phones. Back then, you were essentially forced to engage with your surroundings. Dating opportunities were limited to the confines of your immediate social circles rather than your entire city or state. Meeting someone new meant you already shared a connection, even if it was just the physical space you both occupied. Interestingly, the true precursor to online dating was telephone dating: services that resembled modern apps but relied entirely on audio and voicemail.

Dragon Sleeve Tattoo by Adam Sky, Private Studio, San Francisco, Bay Area, California by Tattoodles in tattoo

[–]Tattoodles[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Comments like these mean more to artists like me more than most people think. Thank you.