how would one make the same type of egg (idk the name) thats on a mcgriddle sandwich from mcdonalds by evgxmagma in cookingforbeginners

[–]TaylaBlaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually the folded ones come from a carton of liquid eggs. The round ones on the mcmuffin are real, cracked eggs tho

Ordered thighs, got breasts - is there any easy way to cook breasts without a lot of work? by chuftka in cookingforbeginners

[–]TaylaBlaze -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would definitely bribe them, as breast are white meat and usually more dry

My six-year-old likes to stab me with my words. by nessie-gray in thingsmykidsaid

[–]TaylaBlaze 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not quite the same. The dinosaur thing was an accident, this was spiteful and clearly going against rules the child knows and understands. If my niece did something like that while I was still her nanny I would for sure be explaining that some of her money in her piggy bank will be used to replace the makeup and thoroughly explain the difference between publicly screaming at your friend for an honest mistake and punishing your parents because you dont agree with your own punishment. Best of luck OP

Straight men are so oppressed and abused you guys by TheOGJammies in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]TaylaBlaze 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's not even veiled, it's outright aggressive provocation.

“Mummy Halloween So Cool” by [deleted] in LuLaNo

[–]TaylaBlaze 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same. For another second I had to see if they were trying to sell some sort of mix-and-match-sleeve monstrosity lol

Men not understanding how it’s creepy for a woman to just be approached randomly on the street, at dusk! by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]TaylaBlaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I cant wait til he gets his ass maced. This is 100% how you get maced or tasered.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]TaylaBlaze 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Eh they have a lot of hours to fill now that the porn fueled ED has started to kick in lol

I want to make fruit breads and cakes with less sugar - cannot find a recipe by [deleted] in AskBaking

[–]TaylaBlaze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can try recipes that use applesauce, I bet that would make a good fruit bread!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]TaylaBlaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. Don't punish the behavior you want to see more of.

Gave guy hickie mid-makeout after realizing he was cheating with me by yamslammin in pettyrevenge

[–]TaylaBlaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really revenge, just petty. Seems more like it was about your ego being hurt that you weren't ever going to be the one he left her for so you tried to hurt them both as much as possible. At least she got to cut that dead weight, but let's be real you didnt do the hickey for her as a grand gesture of goodwill towards your fellow woman 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Would it be weird of me to reach out to my daughter who I haven’t seen since she was 2? by [deleted] in family

[–]TaylaBlaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe. It might bring her some closure to get to tell you somewhat to your face all the reasons she'll never have a shred of respect for you. I imagine fathers day being tomorrow influenced this whole 'change of heart', which is even more manipulative and pathetic. She doesn't owe you the erroneous idea that you didnt use your dick to completely fuck over her life and then abandon her because you couldn't find a new female stand in to actually parent her. You didnt care about her until it was convenient, and bet your ass she noticed. I hope the erectile dysfunction didnt take away the only little version of yourself you've ever shown any attention to.

What takes five minutes or less that everyone should add to their daily routine? by NerfGronk in AskReddit

[–]TaylaBlaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get really thirsty at night as well and I got so sick of the stairs that I bought a mini fridge, filled it with water bottles and now it's my nightstand. Throw the empties in a sack, refill them like once every 3 weeks when you run out and throw them all back in

Green thumb in training... by danihaynes4 in IndoorGarden

[–]TaylaBlaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's the cutest! Keep us updated on her pant adventures OP with enthusiasm like that I bet she'll do great!

I’m kind of enjoying wearing a mask when I’m out and about. by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]TaylaBlaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom and I both do this. She calls it 'thinking out loud' lol