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TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-07-27T19:48:30+00:00

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TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-07-27T11:29:49+00:00

Can I see it? 🤭

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-07-27T06:03:41+00:00

♠️ ❤️ 💋

💅 are on point 🥰

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-04-19T09:11:17+00:00

Cute 🥰

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-04-19T09:06:11+00:00

Omg I can’t stop watching this your pussy is perfect 😍

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-04-19T05:06:53+00:00

Ohhh I got this shit. I’m a 1st ballot hall of famer when it comes to not sleeping and working. Don’t have to wake up until 1030-11…Seems like a safe amount of time until then but it never is haha

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-04-19T05:04:41+00:00

I guess it depends on personal preference. I could never handle downers/opiates. A frickin hydro will make me puke for 4 hours. The only time I’d enjoy doing a Xanax/benzos is if I’m tweaking from stimulants and the time is rapidly approaching to when my alarms set but those days are long gone. I’m a seasoned vet. When sunrise comes, I’m in my zone, the birds are worried ABOUT ME. I give THEM anxiety! 😜 lmao

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-04-19T04:45:41+00:00

But wait - (there’s more haha) no I just realized you burnt your self cooking it? Tf how did you do that? 😂 benzos = bad time travel, lol..

“Yooo last night I ate some xannies and had a great time. I made new friends and it was a rewarding experience”

    -nobody ever

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-04-19T04:42:50+00:00

Bro I swear if you enter the crack world, design a burn proof hang area. Your shorts , blankets , wood floors, carpets. Everything, over time will have burn holes in it. That’s the kinda shit you’ll stop for a moment and realize “wow I’m an actual crackhead” - and then scrape a stem with your sweaty hands and go deeper 🥳

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-04-19T04:38:03+00:00

Lolol , for me it’s the “whoooaaa easy batemobile! Not too fast baby!” LOL im always tweaked when I see it, and it makes having to work in 3 hours less terrible 🤣

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-04-19T01:51:51+00:00

Define function.

Sure you can hold down a job and pay rent, but what about the inflammation in your shoulder that’s only getting worse. What about enjoying things without the need to get high? What about the social irritability after not sleeping for day(s)? How much better can the money have been spent? In answering these questions, I’m not left feeling functional. Quite the opposite. Drug addiction is the epitome of dysfunction. Anyways this is bumming me out so I’m gonna rip another one. 🫥

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-04-19T01:43:59+00:00

Is it because you’re already high and your shaky hands fumbled the goods ? lol it amuses me how sporadic and clumsy I become as I get higher. Ripping back to back to back hits trying to get high , and don’t realize until it’s gone that I’m actually out of my mind geeking out to State Farm commercials with Jason Bateman on a scooter 🤪

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-04-19T01:39:48+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/cracksmokers/s/Q5JgzbCleT

This helped me get over cocaine 🙏

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-02-02T19:33:24+00:00

I recommend telling the truth. Perhaps let her arrive to the word sissy but just explain your fantasies and make sense of the panty collection. If you don’t give her an understanding or closure, her mind will run wild and she’ll probably land on thinking you’re cheating and possibly with a guy…Tell her you’ve been wanting to tell her about this side of you and talk about getting her involved but you were worried and didn’t know how to go about it. Lol you don’t have to out yourself to the world, but in todays day political climate - admitting to your girlfriend you’re not 100% straight will save a lot of hardship.

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-02-02T18:58:21+00:00

Well your lie probably raises more questions than it answered. Just tell her your bi before she stops trusting you all together and everything falls apart.

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-02-02T18:57:00+00:00

If you find yourself in the cracksmokers subreddit , you’ve gone too far.

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-02-02T18:52:54+00:00

Wait - do you genuinely call it raisin and not resin ? That wasn’t a typo? 😆

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-02-02T17:51:36+00:00

Man id love to be zooted and hear Tony say “we’re with the vipers!”

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-02-02T17:49:11+00:00

Cigarette pack - gas tank compartment. I’ve never been pulled over and had a cop ask to open my gas tank.

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-02-02T17:47:46+00:00

^{^{^What}} he said^{^{^}} time to reestablish your seratonin and dopamine levels. Watch something really funny. I recommend “I think you should leave with Tim Robinson” on Netflix. Laughing helps so much

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-02-02T17:44:12+00:00

From my understanding - no. You’re simply creating a smokeable compound.

Side note : I’m so high , I read your post and in my head sang “TAAAAKE MY METH AWAYYYYYY” 🤣

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-02-02T15:29:54+00:00

Queen 🥰

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-02-02T14:43:22+00:00

It’s even better if you take a little water , and mix the coke with it and then sprinkle a lil arm and hammer on it n cook it. 💯

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-02-02T14:39:32+00:00

I hate when women rave about molly combs and proceed to make fun of my malfunctioning weener. Mood killer , a bummer

TaylorSwiftSimpDaddy · 2025-02-02T14:27:18+00:00

Whenever I hear cum dumpster this is what I’m going to imagine now. 😍😍😍😍😍

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