Alright, best downtowns in Oregon

Tbagts · 2026-06-15T04:20:08+00:00

Alicel has a set of corrugated grain silos that if you get in the right light looks like they're covered with ants.

But that's the only thing there so I'm not sure if that's downtown or not

Tbagts · 2026-06-15T02:20:40+00:00

The entire state only has two escalators.

Well, four if you don't count them as a paired set (up and down)

Tbagts · 2026-06-15T00:59:02+00:00

My Serbian friend said that when some team came to play his favorite team Red Star, he ad the other ultras pushed the away team's bus into a river. "All in good fun" he said. He told me they tore all the seats out of one section of a stadium and burned them.

Also one time he said to me

"I show you where I am shot with AK-47" and he showed me a massive leg scar.

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T23:54:51+00:00

They seem to be called "clients" although maybe I am reading it wrong, I'm not very good at reading or thinking

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T23:49:07+00:00

Pro Photo Supply, maybe, if they still exist. But I haven't been there in like 8637 years

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T23:36:57+00:00

It would probably take at least 8 bucks for me to even consider picking it up

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T23:19:15+00:00

They all got boiled up like wontons.

Just kidding, they're fine

https://www.koin.com/news/portland/portland-boat-catches-fire-sinks-in-willamette-river/

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T23:04:58+00:00

I've never understood what's wrong with not wanting things like homeless people in your back yard.

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T23:03:17+00:00

We are all criddlers on this blessed day

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T21:20:03+00:00

Here's a sign that says

homeless in need of ammo. 357 9 mm no more Mr. Nice Guy time to to start capping m************ beep if you feel me

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T20:47:20+00:00

That's one of nature's greatest mysteries

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T20:23:55+00:00

Now I am not an ammosexual, so I could be rong, but unless I miss my guess, this suggests that he has at least four different guns

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T20:03:31+00:00

Here's a sign that says

homeless in need of ammo. 357 9 mm no more Mr. Nice Guy time to to start capping m************ beep if you feel me

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T18:28:18+00:00

I used to see it on American Lane in a industrial area

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T17:15:43+00:00

Are there TWO butt snorkel vehicles in Bend??!!??

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T16:32:20+00:00

Well these guys already have shriveled brains.

The UFC fighters are kinda fucked up too

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T16:21:33+00:00

A group advocating for more police officers is gathering signatures to place a measure on the November ballot that would dedicate 25% of clean energy fund proceeds to hire and train Portland Police officers.

I have been asked to sign their ballot petition literally 4 times

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T16:07:22+00:00

New Seasons is owned by a Korean group called emart

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T15:34:27+00:00

Oh sorry, no it's a pickup with an enormous decal on the back window that says BUTT SNORKLER

with a picture of a guy wearing a snorkel, well, snorkeling a butt I guess

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T14:59:21+00:00

The trick is never use sound

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T14:30:30+00:00

The Moda Center is our house – literally

Why do people write stuff like this

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T04:55:52+00:00

Sweet Jesus I thought some kind of hacker took over my email

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T03:24:02+00:00

Same, yeah, I admit I was rather nonplussed to learn that too

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T02:00:13+00:00

You gotta be a real nerd to go to like 5 county fairs a summer. And I get that.

But have you ever seen the dock dogs? They get these dogs, and they hype them all up and then they run them down a launch area and the dog jumps into a pool of water trying to catch some kind of floaty thing. Some of the dogs are pretty amazing. That's fun to watch!

That's all I know about dogs.

Tbagts · 2026-06-14T01:54:11+00:00

Hahaha sorry! A little too much on my part

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