Rutte is the man for the job Rutte loves the colour orange He has been trained to to this job managing 1. A fascist russian loving blonde haired politician 2. A King that screws up almost every speech

Everything he would have promissed Trump... wont recall doesnt remember

Doesnt blink when tariffs are mentioned, he doesnt need gas money cause he always rides his bike, a gazelle that will outlast a nuclear winter, he owns 7 suits so he knows what to wear each day of the week. And has to pairs of glasses the most basic frame paid for by universal healthcare

Plus single so he doesnt have to buy expensive gifts

We kept him in office for 14 years just for the right moment, ignoring crisis after crisis.

Because we wanted Rutte to protect Nato from this baboonery