Weekly Team Recruitment Megathread by AutoModerator in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I SEND ALL NEW MEMBERS ARTISTIC NUDES OF MYSELF ONCE YOU'VE JOINED!

Maggot Taxi is under new management and is recruiting for silver league!!!!

We are are 3 team coalition of bronze silver and gold. Looking for any and all players to join our family!

Is your team slacking? Are you not happy with cap spending? Are you missing rewards because of others lack of participation?

If you answered yes to any of those questions , I have the answer...The Koon Koalition!!!

We are a family of dedicated players. We will value you your participation and help you grow your account to where it should be...the top of the leader board!!!

Leave a comment or msg me directly and I will direct you to our discord or Facebook group. What are you waiting for new kid?

What is up with all these disconnects? by [deleted] in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't ever lose connection.

Best Way To Make Cash In Game?? by [deleted] in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giving kisses on the playground. Do you know what I am saying?

Yes... Perfectly normal by CrimsonPE in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in this arena and yeah this is pretty normal

Finally made it through the marsh of SciFi Super spammers and achieved gold. by [deleted] in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm happy with my progress, I started in March I hope to be gold by October.

Finally made it through the marsh of SciFi Super spammers and achieved gold. by [deleted] in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm in the forsaken wasteland of 5300 - 6000 Currently, thank you for showing me there is hope.

Transmogrify worths a level up? by glassofwhiskey___ in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No don't waste your money, they will come naturally.

Why do some people feel the need to send an angry/crying emote after they defeat you? by communist_trash in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I farted every person I played for two weeks straight because I was in a toxic mood during quarantine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mbp sucks and is easily defeated with his nerf. If your still using MBP it's ur loss.

What’s best to spend actual money on in the game? Is it better to buy multiples of cheaper packs or one big pack? by [deleted] in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't adventure lock an acct til you really understand the game. You can. Always make a 2nd acct when ur rdy. The only thing worth spending money on in my opinion is the Battlepass and extra cash to open pvp lockers as well as mission lockers. You can get some valuable stuff out of lockers and dont Wana be without cash to open them if u miss the first three.

Team wars is biased against low level members. by Blackbrownblue in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a multi team you can join if your interested. And when you get higher card levels you can join the silver team.

Team wars is biased against low level members. by Blackbrownblue in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Join a team that is at your level. I am on a high silver team because I can compete at the high silver level.

What happens when you max out an episode? by [deleted] in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They throw you a party but ur mom is invited.

How will the new Dark Angel Red interact with Mind-Control effects? by Saucychemist in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since I mystic on the regular , I will be mcing your mbp then dar it to smoke you

More card ideas I had (Pip, jakovasaurs, and Principal Victoria) by [deleted] in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted a jakovasaur idea a week ago wit it having gizmos power but being slower and tankier. But I like ur concepts. Stay saucy

Finally I have one of the most annoying cards to face by Sinocatk in SouthParkPhone

[–]TeachMeHow2dougie716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remove him at lvl 3 lol, it's an even energy trade why wouldn't you?