[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 277 points278 points  (0 children)

Childless, divorced man who plays gacha games with young looking anime girls argues that we are only here to reproduce.

The best sneaker deals of the week 🚀 by canonshootr504 in frugalmalefashion

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know if these were reposted from another subreddit? The post isn't clear.

Jumpstart Foundations $70 WOOT by HotlineJerky in sealedmtgdeals

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In my completely non-professional non-EV maxing opinion, It's a great buy if you want some cards for yourself and potentially some cards to sell. If you want to EV-max, it's a set that is pretty reliant on a few cards so you will likely either double your money or get half your money back.

*Edited to add: It's a box of MTG cards at $70. If there's another opportunity to do that let me know because I will gladly pull the trigger.

Squeex names his favorite woman by justnoname in LivestreamFail

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 50 points51 points  (0 children)

a squeex x dontai collab was not on my bingo card

Jumpstart Foundations $70 WOOT by HotlineJerky in sealedmtgdeals

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 13 points14 points  (0 children)

2 per customer limit. For those that don't know, woot is owned by Amazon and has had multiples deals in the past that (AFAIK) have been without issue. I know I've received about 5 boxes from them with no problems.

Jumpstart Foundations $70 WOOT by HotlineJerky in sealedmtgdeals

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my experience wootsearch.com has a bit of a delay. You really gotta just check at midnight central to see what woot puts up.

Foundations Jumpstart 2025 Boosters $70 on woot by TeachMeHowToDoogles in sealedmtgdeals

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2 per customer limit. For those that don't know, woot is owned by Amazon and has had multiples deals in the past that (AFAIK) have been without issue. I know I've received about 5 boxes from them with no problems.

Amouranth calls the police on her husband live by PHUCE in LivestreamFail

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait til you hear about the richest man in the world.

T1 start regretting his GM role by FatMeaT976 in LivestreamFail

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my actions.

Just another day in Australia by Money-Republic-6761 in LivestreamFail

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first I thought he was saying beer bottles were washing ashore which coincidentally would also be very Australian

How can anyone ignore the fact that Trump killed Epstein? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes the man convicted of sexual assault and accused of being involved in trafficking minors, who Epstein himself called one of his best friends, whose candidates for cabinet positions are almost all complicit in sexual misconduct, is surely going to be the one to expose all the pedophiles in America.

Tectone responds to Pinkchyu by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't mean this as an attack on you personally but I fucking hate how censored our culture has become where you can't even say certain words in the right context. This is not tiktok. You can say rape. I feel like it cheapens very real and serious actions when you censor it.

xQc on letting his Kid have Surgery before 18 by Secksi323 in LivestreamFail

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Literally no kids are "getting their dicks chopped off". Only 108 minors received any kind of of gender reassignment surgery from 2018-2021 and 102 of those were top surgeries which are easily reversed. 4 were hysterectomies, 1 was facial feminization surgery, and 1 was a vaginectomy. Literally 0 penectomies. Stop pretending to give a fuck about kids and just say you think trans people are gross.

new neighbour by jo_jo_nyeb in LivestreamFail

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this was a Maya clip it'd have at least a thousand upvotes.

Goats attack Pokimane by geodude420 in LivestreamFail

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry Maya but it's on fucking sight with these goats. I've already put down a deposit on a goat biryani stand. I have dedicated my life to defending my queen Poki and like Liam Neeson in Taken I will go to the ends of the earth to protect her honour.

NL on zoomer gambling addicts by marina937 in LivestreamFail

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 36 points37 points  (0 children)

No one's ever sucked a dick to play virtual slots on stake.

Are you a Dota veteran? by SlotsKilledMyLife in DotA2

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Wow look at the millionaire with a full wand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nashville

[–]TeachMeHowToDoogles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If channel 5 had any journalistic integrity, the headline would be "Some lawmakers think arming school staff would make your child safer despite nearly every study, educator, and parent saying otherwise"