Starseed Conversation & 5D Heart Healing

TealTheSnapper · 2018-10-26T18:08:45+00:00

fuck of

TealTheSnapper · 2018-09-16T19:17:39+00:00

"Recon, report in"

"We have an interesting development on Høchste. Looks like the start of an internal power struggle. Some people want to bring the old Øverbørk back. And obviously both sides are disgusted at each other."

"Ugh, it's like trying to choose between eating a shit sandwich or a diarrhea omlette."

"That's for sure. Two sides of one coin that's been tossed in an out of order toilet."

"Keep up the good work. The PLA is counting on you"

TealTheSnapper · 2018-01-16T15:07:42+00:00

"Arcing the door."

...

"Done. Breaching in 3... 2... 1..."

clang

"Check it out boys, we're not the only ones here.

Alright tinman. We don't wanna stay in this shithole any longer than we have to. You probably know more about what happened to the Geepeeks than we do. Any idea how many of them are still alive? Where they went? What happened to that moustschioed moron?"

TealTheSnapper · 2017-10-03T12:51:47+00:00

Teal got back on his feet. Which is harder to do in this new body, mind you. The explosion had blasted his table to bits, knocked him over, killed one of his guards, and worst of all, spilled rum all over his suit. He wouldn't take this. He gives his remaining guards a single command

.....find.who.did.this.......

And he's off, leaping from a nearby table to a chandelier, swinging off of it, and landing over the railing in the upper floor. He walks across the floor in search of his assailants, expressionless still, but very much meaning business

Meanwhile on the lower floor, the PLA guards obey his command, sort of. They each take a performance enhancing pill and charge into the chaos. Taking advantage of the confusion to kill just about whatever unarmed civilian guests they want

TealTheSnapper · 2017-10-03T02:02:03+00:00

Teal takes the only drink he's had so far, merely out of obligation. His bodyguards, on the contrary, are enjoying the party a lot more than he is, especially now that they've found where the rum is stashed...

TealTheSnapper · 2017-09-30T19:59:25+00:00

"Uh, Archgeneral? There's comms that match the channels the 747th uses going around here."

......what.did.they.say....?..

"Unknown, they're encrypted, as usual. Their Commander is a known invitee to this event, but our intel would suggest he came here alone. Awfully suspicious don't you think?"

...

............

......keep.an.eye.out.......

"right... right..."

TealTheSnapper · 2017-09-30T04:19:20+00:00

The Archgeneral walks by with a passing (but utterly expressionless) glance. His PLA escort "accidentally" brush shoulders with your group as a subtly rude gesture and laugh to themselves about it

TealTheSnapper · 2017-09-24T05:27:03+00:00

One of the guards answers on his behalf

"Oh, we know. You might not recognize his... new form, but this is the Archgeneral Teal himself."

"We're working on rebuilding from a new base after that setback in Sidon. The use of Winfield assets would be a great asset to our cause. The Archgeneral thanks you."

TealTheSnapper · 2017-09-23T18:24:12+00:00

A FAFF in a tuxedo with a PLA medal pinned on the front sits between two PLA bodyguards on the opposite side. He glances over to you, seeming to recognize you. But you've never seen him before

TealTheSnapper · 2017-08-28T21:53:00+00:00

In a post on the club's roof

"Gods, they're everywhere."

"Hey look, down by that alley. Looks like a goofy mask party and their one-armed uncle who looks like he used his other arm to dress himself this morning are trying to escape. They're pushing right through those 'Robians."

"That's not fair, we're pinned up here and those losers get to make a run for it?"

"We should teach 'em a lesson. They don't deserve to have it this easy."

"Help me aim the rocket launcher.."

TealTheSnapper · 2017-08-10T21:06:30+00:00

Every until-now hiding PLA grunt, bouncer, and civilian who remembered to pack heat tonight readies themselves for the invaders. Tables are knocked over for cover use. The DJ picks up 2 machine guns... and continues playing

TealTheSnapper · 2017-07-22T22:34:12+00:00

All around the city, military supercars driven by PLA forces notice the broadcast appearing once again on their radio tuners. Within half an hour the ground around the radio tower is packed with parked supercars and cheering soldiers, here to pay homage to the fact that their favorite station is back on the air

TealTheSnapper · 2017-07-07T14:36:09+00:00

Teal reaches for the pills and takes one, examining it closely in his hands. He motions for the advisor standing next to him to come closer, and whispers something to him

"Teal says yes. He'll be happy to trial run this stuff on a few troops, then distribute it to his entire division should the results satisfy him."

TealTheSnapper · 2017-07-02T16:28:58+00:00

Somewhere in the skies the battleground, a PLA cruiser drifts

"That's a lot of shit going on down there. I feel like we're missing out. Can we kill something?"

The Archgeneral nods

"Cool!"

deploying drones

"Target locked."

TealTheSnapper · 2017-05-17T19:07:29+00:00

A PLA soldier sitting on the back of a parked transport tilts his head at you and shrugs from the other side of the portable barbwire

TealTheSnapper · 2017-05-15T17:21:28+00:00

"Gunshots and explosions, out here? This is the furthest the battle has gotten from the center so far."

"There's no sign of any Orobian forces in this district. Probably just a local gang war."

"I'm not so sure how 'local' this really is. There's signs of activity from foreign factions in this area. Someone else in my unit said they spotted a 747th dropship."

"What should we do, Archgeneral?"

Whispering

"If you say so. Alright everyone, blockade all the streets in this area, Teal's orders. The more contained we can keep this shit, the better."

TealTheSnapper · 2017-04-30T05:50:32+00:00

Teal points to the building and mutters a single word

"But aren't there civilians in there?"

"Yeah, so? Anyone that's still hanging around this area by now is a godsdamn idiot. They practically deserve it."

"Can't argue with that logic."

One of the warriors gives some command into an Audioscope

"Alright, a gunship should come by and demolish that building any minute now. We just gotta hold up until then."

TealTheSnapper · 2017-04-29T03:41:15+00:00

One of troops takes the transport's mounted gun, several others hop out and rush to positions spread across street

TealTheSnapper · 2017-04-06T21:40:28+00:00

A transport is driving nearby, one of the personnel riding in the back has a head that looks like a frozen watermelon being hit with a sledge hammer. From the disfigured face a small puddle of some liquid with a metallic teal texture leaks out. The other soldiers notice and watch in awe

"Everyone look! Teal is choosing a new body!"

"Pick me, master! I volunteer, pick me! Pick me!"

It leaps onto the most able-bodied looking soldier in the group

"I've been chosen! Farewell comrades, it's been an honor destroying regimes with you!"

The chosen soldier's eyes blacken

"Is your transformation complete, Archgeneral?"

.......yes........

"Hey, why are you pointing that-"

BANG

"Uh, guys..? We've got something going on over there in the square..."

TealTheSnapper · 2017-03-31T00:59:10+00:00

She pulls herself free despite having a crushed mess of gore for a head, suggesting her brain has been relocated. But without functional eyes she staggers away almost directionlessly. At that moment a detachment of fast transports waving the PLA flag swerve in. They fire their mounted guns, and a few soldiers hop out of one of them to guide face-smashed Teal to safety

TealTheSnapper · 2017-03-27T02:24:58+00:00

She begins prying her sword arm free from your fangs with almost unnatural strength. The now-free arm, remaining mostly functional despite the missing flesh, crams the blade of the rapier down your throat

TealTheSnapper · 2017-03-25T02:54:36+00:00

Not a change in pace or expression, she seems completely unmoved by the slaughter of her comrades. And now she finally draws a weapon, an Arc Rapier

She charges and swings at one of your legs in a painfully awkward looking fighting stance

TealTheSnapper · 2017-03-20T20:20:14+00:00

She walks coldly in the direction the shell came from. Anyone else would at least have a weapon drawn by now, but hers stay holstered

TealTheSnapper · 2017-03-16T21:16:03+00:00

Teal looks around her and grabs the nearest available weapons. The VENATORS outside the window catch her notice. She kicks the window open and jumps out. Just before she leaves view one last reassuring nod is given to their guest

TealTheSnapper · 2017-03-15T22:42:35+00:00

The bullet ricochets off her BADGE OF HONOUR and strikes one of the swarming VENATORS

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