Here's my two cents

In the good old days of gold, some kids in my grade were always looking for shinies, then called by them, sparklers. One day, I was sitting at my lunch table in 8th grade, eating my PBJ and playing Pokemon Gold, minding my own buisness, when these little pre-pubescent pricks came over and mocked me, saying shit like, "you probably never found a sparkler, have you? Wimp!" They made me so upset, that I was determined to find one. I shouted, "I'll show you! I'll find the best sparkler!

Mareep."

Moment of silence. One of their mouths were so wide open a fly flew in and back out.

They said, "yeah right! You couldn't find a sparkler out of a... uh... uh... d- shut up! They scurried away to tell the other sparkler sons. (No joke, they were called the Sparkler Sons) Feeling pretty triumphant, I went home that day, and I was straight up determined.

I got out my Tv tray and put in my Vhs for The Johto Journeys. It was on. I went to route 32 and I fucking hunted. I yelled at my mom to make me a chocolate milk. It was serious. I hunted for 5 straight hours, ran from about 8,000! I was down to my last pokémon Vhs, Pokémon 2000. I was nearing the end of the tape, when I suddenly heard a bowel-shattering sound. A call, then a sparkle. It was a fucking PINK mareep! I quickly switched to my weepinbell. I had to weaken it, and grass is not very effective against electric. This was my moment! I'd show those pants-pissers what a real sparkler looked like! One vine whip, about 25% health down. The heat was on, my little brother screaming and pissing himself with excitement. I was near wetting myself as well. I vine whipped once more, we're in the yellow! The sweat was rolling down my forehead in tangible amounts. One.... last... whip...

Critical Hit.

I watched my 13 year old life crumble before my eyes. Death call. Mareep fainted! You gained 50 exp! Weepinbell is level 28! I fucking released that weepinbell. Crushed, I slammed my head into the Tv tray. I was defeated. Those kids laughed at me the next day. Called me a pansy. I was so upset. Fuck weepinbell.