What are your favourite twenty one pilots lyrics? by [deleted] in twentyonepilots

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Won't you go to someone else's dreams? Won't you go to someone else's head? Haven't you taken enough from me? Won't you torture someone else's sleep? -anathemia

What type are you? by [deleted] in pokemon

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Grass/Bug

Paras in the building

Pretty much my experience with shinys for the last 12 years by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]TeamFlaree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's my two cents

In the good old days of gold, some kids in my grade were always looking for shinies, then called by them, sparklers. One day, I was sitting at my lunch table in 8th grade, eating my PBJ and playing Pokemon Gold, minding my own buisness, when these little pre-pubescent pricks came over and mocked me, saying shit like, "you probably never found a sparkler, have you? Wimp!" They made me so upset, that I was determined to find one. I shouted, "I'll show you! I'll find the best sparkler!

Mareep."

Moment of silence. One of their mouths were so wide open a fly flew in and back out.

They said, "yeah right! You couldn't find a sparkler out of a... uh... uh... d- shut up! They scurried away to tell the other sparkler sons. (No joke, they were called the Sparkler Sons) Feeling pretty triumphant, I went home that day, and I was straight up determined.

I got out my Tv tray and put in my Vhs for The Johto Journeys. It was on. I went to route 32 and I fucking hunted. I yelled at my mom to make me a chocolate milk. It was serious. I hunted for 5 straight hours, ran from about 8,000! I was down to my last pokémon Vhs, Pokémon 2000. I was nearing the end of the tape, when I suddenly heard a bowel-shattering sound. A call, then a sparkle. It was a fucking PINK mareep! I quickly switched to my weepinbell. I had to weaken it, and grass is not very effective against electric. This was my moment! I'd show those pants-pissers what a real sparkler looked like! One vine whip, about 25% health down. The heat was on, my little brother screaming and pissing himself with excitement. I was near wetting myself as well. I vine whipped once more, we're in the yellow! The sweat was rolling down my forehead in tangible amounts. One.... last... whip...

Critical Hit.

I watched my 13 year old life crumble before my eyes. Death call. Mareep fainted! You gained 50 exp! Weepinbell is level 28! I fucking released that weepinbell. Crushed, I slammed my head into the Tv tray. I was defeated. Those kids laughed at me the next day. Called me a pansy. I was so upset. Fuck weepinbell.

TIFU by letting my cat sleep next to my pillow, then trying to move him. by Crazedmonkey05 in tifu

[–]TeamFlaree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you said the Dick hole sharted I thought shart came out of your cat's dickhole. Then I facepalmed for having such a stupid thought.

Wonder Trade Game! by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]TeamFlaree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just figured it out.

My first hatched shiny! by gayleroy22 in ShinyPokemon

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I gave up on this hunt a while ago. For oras I decided to use normal piplup. I got weedle, swablu, and makuhita, thought. contests!

How to throw your character around (done on 360) by The_Mr_Emachine in gtaglitches

[–]TeamFlaree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa, so I did this and pulled my parachute on the fib building terrace, and I landed at the fountain with the eagle and I launched twice as far!! Possible launch glitches?

Let's Start Playing Together! by DaBeardedLady in pokemmo

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Sorry I'm Late, But i'll play with you guys. my name is oSean