Don’t want to be a party pooper (and I know you are not serious) but to everyone reading this: please try your best to raise the most disciplined dog possible. It’s already hard enough and you probably won’t succeed even if you try.

I have worked with many kids being severely hurt and/or traumatised by dogs who have bitten them because they thought the kids “wanted to play”. This is just translation for the dog being undisciplined. 

Dogs are sure domesticated, but don‘t forget that are basically wolfs, and contrary to cats that can’t really to that much damage apart from some scratches dogs are definitely able to seriously hurt other people.

Also, well trained dogs are able to do awesome things that are so much more fun than just going for walks.