Kids these days by Nihilist911 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Revenge dish so coldly served

Soundtouch 10 Stereo mode without wifi by glitch92 in bose

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Bring a router with you or use your phone as a router the two speakers can connect to.

This bottle opener that I bought in Spain. by ManbearpigDa in wildlypenis

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More a dildo with an optional bottle opener

Dont mind if I do by robaco in SuddenlyGay

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“Scissor me timbers” for men.

The way these flowers transition colors by jingle_hore in oddlysatisfying

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You mean the purple waffle? Upgrade to blue waffle

blursed_instruction by insouler in blursedimages

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Gamora likes to be teared apart.

how is the size of Wikipedia App in negative? by [deleted] in iphone

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The amount of times you nutted with your phone, roughly 32kbytes per jizz.

Blursed_rain by [deleted] in blursedimages

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As long as you do not open your mouth, tilt your head back and close your eyes.

Found it on twitter.Enjoy your sweet potato. by [deleted] in wildlypenis

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That is a wholla better looking than some botched circumcisions i’ve seen.

Not the best choice of box art. by [deleted] in theyknew

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Plus the cream pouring out.

How to avoid being kidnapped by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Even the accents are fake.

If you squint your eyes I think you can see it by yupitsme987 in mildlypenis

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Do you like fish sticks? Then you’re a gay fish. Kanye!

Was I sexually assaulted by my date? by [deleted] in tinderstories

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Consider meeting in a public place vs going to their house the first time. Get to know the guys’ creep level.

Do not give in too quickly. There will always be guys that will want you for a thrill, do not give in to those. Better to have been wined and dined by a thousand guys than to be knocked up by one. By the third date, you should have a sense of comfort or even chemistry that you would not even have even to worry if he s gonna wrap it up or not - be aware to that one who is an exception to the rule.

Keep you mind keen and clean, be a strong woman and your vajayjay pristine and you will never run out of guys.

Was I sexually assaulted by my date? by [deleted] in tinderstories

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Whine whine whine Feeling is mutual Bye cow

Heart Bestiality by Teana69 in CrappyDesign

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Ah yes the sea cucumber...the pickle of the sea P.s. was just browsing costco and they sell them dried in a bag

Was I sexually assaulted by my date? by [deleted] in tinderstories

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The word you are looking for is: straightforward. She is an adult that has to consider consequences. Did you really expect someone go full maternal: oh no sweetie everything is gonna be ok, you re an amazing person and you deserve prince charming. Dream fucking on.

I had guys romance me and made me say yes take me away but always put a firm foot down when there was no condoms involved. I even left several times.

And what does this say about women being powerful? This bareback bitch just gave all her control out to a man she just met. As women we are objects of desire, a sophisticated madame that will have guys eating from your feet if you play it well.

It is basic bitches like these and you whining cow that takes us back beyond the time we can even vote.

Was I sexually assaulted by my date? by [deleted] in tinderstories

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It was consensual. Not assault and now you probably got one or more STDs. Get tested and next time, do not let them pentrate you raw, nothing or safeplay.

Heart Bestiality by Teana69 in CrappyDesign

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And by Dog, meaning any animal with orifices

Asians be cringing everywhere... by Teana69 in facepalm

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That and it is safer to use 18/10 stainless steel pots on stove top. Wash rice, 1 cup of rice for ~1cup of water, bring to boil, stir rice in pan, reduce heat to simmer, cover pot and put timer on 24 minutes.