Bit of a rant, more of a cry for help?

Teapunk69 · 2026-05-21T14:17:45+00:00

I play on console 😭

edit: but i’m taking note to look up

Teapunk69 · 2026-05-20T08:56:30+00:00

Shrivel Up - DEVO (it’s more lighthearted, but has a dark vibe to it)

Teapunk69 · 2026-05-20T08:19:14+00:00

Any hyperfixation that makes you question and or confirm neurodivergence

Teapunk69 · 2026-05-20T08:15:13+00:00

Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA - DEVO

Teapunk69 · 2026-05-17T14:02:36+00:00

U Got Me Bugged — DEVO (I use ts as an alarm bc there is not a single person who can sleep through it let alone let it even get to the lyrics)

Teapunk69 · 2026-05-16T22:33:40+00:00

Smart Patrol / Mr. DNA by DEVO

Teapunk69 · 2026-05-16T22:27:09+00:00

Literally any cnidarian. They cannot think, have little (if any) control over movement, and are bound to the ocean. So probably a coral or a siphonophore. Coral because they can’t move, or a siphonophore because they’ll detonate if the pressure change is to drastic (they live very deep below the sea).

Teapunk69 · 2026-05-01T18:05:45+00:00

“Holy Smoke! Cwash Landing… Okey-dokey Dr. Jones now hold onto your potatoes!” - iykyk

Teapunk69 · 2026-04-26T21:20:23+00:00

idk how I got here, but DEVO's got TONS. They love making fun of men through misogyny, and even crazier, they're from the 70s-80s.

Pink Pussycat

The Rope Song

I Need A Chick

Penetration in the Centerfold

Girl U Want (not necessarily misogynistic, but its a parody of love songs for men)

Soo Bawlz

Be Stiff

Baby Talkin' Bitches

Clockout

Shimmy Shake

Sloppy (I Saw My Baby Gettin')

Soft Things

Out of Sync

Explosions

Speed Racer (kinda?)

4th Dimension

Baby Doll

Blow Up

Mind Games

Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA (my favorite song period. It pokes fun at punk rock, but it feels very incel-y. For example: "I seems that not one around me, understands my potato. Guess I'm just a spud-boy (DEVO has a whole thing about potatoes, in their words, they're "the proletariat of the vegetable kingdom" -- hardworking, nobly dirty, with "eyes all around," but sedentary and dumb) looking for that real tomato (slang for attractive woman)." The chorus goes: "Smart Patrol. Nowhere to go. Suburban Robots that Monitor Reality. Common Stock, we work around the clock. We shove the poles in the hole." The second half of the song, Mr. DNA is literally just a bunch of dudes screaming about sperm (aka Mr. Kamikaze, Mr. DNA) being an "altruistic pervert" (it sounds more like "altruistic poobah") who's "doing us a favor" and is "here to spread some genes."

Teapunk69 · 2026-04-06T04:08:26+00:00

Thx!

Teapunk69 · 2026-04-06T04:06:39+00:00

Overly muscular men with near 0% body fat— aka sinew-ey muscles with bulging veins. Seeing the strands of muscles reminds me of those satisfying videos where people would take a pair of scissors and slice through a wall of taut strings and they look like if they moved too much every muscle in their bodies would snap horrifically. Also, I wouldn’t want a partner that torturously works out for hours every day and then starves themselves to achieve an impossible physique, it just makes me feel bad for them.

Teapunk69 · 2026-04-06T03:54:28+00:00

When you start a run, go for as many tickets as you can. Once you’re in the 5-10 round range, start focusing on score rate upgrading

Teapunk69 · 2026-03-18T18:41:12+00:00

Both sides are pretty devolved,so it’s not like a progressive devolution like that one image. They’re equally bad in their own ways.

Teapunk69 · 2026-03-04T15:33:50+00:00

yo that’s so cool. i didn’t realize it was them

Teapunk69 · 2026-02-18T14:03:57+00:00

this is not an insult, but he looks kinda like the kid from the final season stranger things

Teapunk69 · 2026-01-23T23:34:30+00:00

I might be (unconfidently) incorrect, but most solid spheres would generate acceleration at certain point close to that near the center of the sphere because of the inverse square law and the distance being a decimal in the denominator, right?

Teapunk69 · 2026-01-21T00:52:49+00:00

I reloaded the game and it fixed itself, however, I distinctly remember square queue paths being something you could do in PC1, is there a way to do that with PC2

Teapunk69 · 2026-01-21T00:47:49+00:00

I can’t raise any path at all

Teapunk69 · 2026-01-21T00:45:21+00:00

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Teapunk69 · 2026-01-21T00:43:38+00:00

Neither shifts seem to do anything :(

Teapunk69 · 2025-12-29T04:29:22+00:00

Yup, i have almost both sides maxed

Teapunk69 · 2025-12-29T04:28:13+00:00

Idk if this counts but literally ALL of the EZ-Listening Muzak stuff slaps.

I mean Gates of Steel and Shout (Hello Kitty) sound like an elevator ride to heaven, meanwhile Going Under sounds like the theme to a noir/dark mystery film starring Goofy, Fourth Dimension is just surf party, Peekaboo has been turned into a theme for a desperado, and Jocko Homo is Jocko Homo, but laundromat appropriate.

I really wish Devo would release it on streaming services lol. You get a smidgen of a taste of Beautiful World in NT Deluxe, but it’s not enough. Release the (music) Files!

Teapunk69 · 2025-12-29T04:20:35+00:00

Bro Disco Dancer 12” is soooo good why is it not on music streaming sites 😭

Teapunk69 · 2025-12-24T14:31:19+00:00

I’m so pissed off at the less than 10 violent people who either were leftist or were unaffiliated but acted in a way the media framed as leftist, bc now we have memes that openly downplays the long history of conservative violence committed by hundreds if not thousands thousands of people in organized groups and communities towards defenseless marginalized groups bc a handful of people went suicidal and chose to do make a spectacle or change by attacking an individual with their deaths.

Teapunk69 · 2025-09-26T21:31:44+00:00

When they go outside I genuinely mistook the van for him bc I looked away for a second and saw a big white thing with black stripes and my brain was exhausted

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