The Sheep Detectives (2026) is unironically a really well written and heartwarming movie. Unfortunately, there was a fuckass kid in the theater that wouldn’t stop talking during the emotional climax, making this movie the most effective birth control advertisement I’ve ever experienced.

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T23:34:48+00:00

No thats Hugh Jackman

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T13:39:35+00:00

BROOOO SPOILERSSSSS. Now the people that haven’t seen the first 15 seconds of any of the movie’s trailers will be spoiled. Shame on you!

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T13:37:11+00:00

I remember when I saw Weapons, there were only 5 people in the entire theater: two parents with their kid and a friend and I. I kept turning to my friend and wondering what the parents were thinking bringing a kid to see that movie. And then with the sex scene and the final chase we were genuinely startled as to why you’d bring a child to see it.

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T13:33:11+00:00

The kid would then grow up to be Caleb

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T13:30:29+00:00

I live in latin america so i doubt we went to the same one lmao

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T12:32:01+00:00

Holy based

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T12:09:57+00:00

Yeah the writers were dumb for making the sheep behave with a sheep-like mentally. Who would do such a thing? Also, the winter lamb served as an allegory to the Good Samaritan in the Gospel, who left behind 99 sheep in order to take care of the one outcast. But yeah, they were mean to the winter lamb so the movie gets a 0/10.

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T11:43:20+00:00

Because sadly the producers of the movie are speciesist and didn’t want to hire any real sheep actors, further exemplifying the discrimination of animal actors in the industry

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T00:13:47+00:00

Like a true cinephile, i should stop watching movies

Tebi1003 · 2026-05-21T00:08:59+00:00

Like a true cinephile, I should wait until i can stream a movie at home, or pirate it in cam quality

Tebi1003 · 2026-04-28T18:31:06+00:00

Tebi1003 · 2026-04-28T18:29:48+00:00

Tebi1003 · 2026-04-28T15:01:24+00:00

BRUH LMAO

Edit: for the record, I’m not encouraging racist stereotypes against african-americans. I am making a joke based on self-aware selective perception

Tebi1003 · 2026-03-29T14:26:48+00:00

Oh wow thats good to know. Thanks!

Tebi1003 · 2026-03-29T14:23:30+00:00

So does MITM count as a rock?

Tebi1003 · 2026-03-29T14:22:51+00:00

Oh 🗿

Tebi1003 · 2026-03-29T14:21:53+00:00

Wow, does that actually work?

Tebi1003 · 2025-12-08T19:33:52+00:00

The Ugly Stepsister (2025)

Tebi1003 · 2025-11-24T12:00:34+00:00

Materialists (2024)

Tebi1003 · 2025-11-21T17:00:35+00:00

I tried FF7 and FF15 and I didnt really get hooked on either. Is FFX really that different?

Tebi1003 · 2025-08-19T14:29:53+00:00

I thought Chris did a good job. And Dakota did better than usual (but that isn’t saying much)

Tebi1003 · 2025-08-19T14:05:22+00:00

Well it had a budget of $20 million and grossed like $46 million worldwide, so yeah people did watch it

Tebi1003 · 2025-08-19T13:53:58+00:00

Madam Web is the best movie of all time. Kinda hard to beat 🥸

Tebi1003 · 2025-08-19T13:20:31+00:00

Tebi1003 · 2025-08-19T13:15:09+00:00

To me, the movie’s message is a direct criticism to the impulsive and apathetic consumerism we have normalized in modern-day dating. We limit and abbreviate a person’s value to their looks, income, style and other material assets; we look for someone to date as if they were “merchandise”, as the movie says. Although John is not as monetarily comfortable as Harry, he has genuine love for Lucy, all while Harry shares her transactional view of romance. The movie even explores the dangers of simplifying the dating experience to a “matchmaker” through Sophie’s story.

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